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This morning, the Dreemit family has asked me to let everyone here know, that Linnet has passed from this realm. For now, I would just like to say that she will be missed dearly. Linnet was always so generous

Trained by the pros, writer tries to manage population of fictional town by killing everyone, but isn't evil enough.

Today, a group of Anarchists-- apparently believing that no human should be ruled by anyone else, and that no individual being should be a slave-- deliberately and willfully did NO harm to anyone throughout

Just because Mickey used a little bit of sorcery to try to get a bunch of brooms to do his work for him, this doesn't automatically mean that Mickey was an evil mouse-- he was just lazy. He was just the

What about those masks? "People don't need to be going around wearing masks!" Dr. Fauci laughed, and he explained to the 60 Minutes host exactly why that was so. Indeed, the individuals within

Page from a satirical gardening journal, with tips for covertly managing a small community

Donald Trump stole my idea. While he's been doing a really terrific job with it-- really great job-- this whole 'show everyone that the government is useless' spectacle was originally my idea. In order

1 -FOOD Forget the 2020 National election show. I'm trying to be as nice as I can be, but people really need to shut the hell up about their presidents and their beloved circus of clowns in politics right

Better plant growth

I was going to write a story about a cooperative little community, or maybe a planet, that uses friendship as a currency. It would have been about a world where everyone rewards each other for their artistic

Are you wondering every day what on Earth is happening to the world? Is this your first apocalypse? Fall of the US Dollar As a Holistic Internet Conspiratologist (HIC), I've studied my share of fictional

We heard a dog 'woof' around the back patio last night, and I went out to investigate. I heard the dog run off into the dark as I opened the screen, but then what I found on the walkway was a surprise.

I had everything that I needed to build my new bookcase except for one ingredient: patience. In the old days, everything was built out of stone, and the giant halls were somehow carved from marble and

It was exactly ten years ago when I moved from the big city to this little farm community. Ten years ago, I was too busy moving to notice all of the tulips that were about to bloom along the walkway; Imagine

This mind/body complex that we find ourselves inhabiting-- it's time to figure out how this thing works. When seeking knowledge about ourselves, we will invariably discover that both Science and Religion

Below is a photo of Sooie the cat. Her being from the family felis useless could imply that this type of animal is of little use to humanity, but in the photo, Sooie is demonstrating some instinctive survival

I know I haven't posted in a while, so here's an absurdity expressed in poetic bounce, for the fun of it, and just for now: An Absurdity, Expressed in Poetic Bounce Pregnant with fun. I was bursting with

This is my first apocalypse. I know the thing has a bad reputation, but so far this apocalypse is doing just what it said on the package, and all kinds of exciting new things are being uncovered at a

Humanity seems to have inherited a gigantic, abandoned world. Just as rats will move into the engine compartment of a car that's left parked for too long in a field, nibbling at the wires and cables without

"Would you be satisfied in a cage, as long as the bars were made of gold?" It seemed like a peculiar thing to say to a stranger on the city sidewalk, and the mysterious pedestrian who'd uttered