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Image: pixabay I stuff you in the hole Until you're truly dripping wet Then I suck your soaking flesh It's all the action that I get

Barry the Bank Robber is back, with his friend Theodore Thug, and he is showing you how to drive the perfect getaway. Barry and Theo also reveal their favourite driving anthem. Created by Steemit's very

Coca-Cola has undertaken its biggest re-branding since the company was founded in 1892. In a brazen move driven by their newly-appointed PR chief Alastair Campbell, Coca-Cola has re-positioned their entire

Have you ever wondered what bank robbers get up to on their days off? Barry is here to answer that very question! Created by Steemit's very own @wrongjohn and @artonmysleeve

To: Literal Steve From: Michael Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am Hi Stephen How close are you to setting the deadline for the other project? I need to you to pull your finger

Made this with my son today. A good way to spend a Sunday.

Dear Steemians (or as we like to call you, 'Gullible Cash Cows') We are @TheRealNewsFeed - a totally legitimate news channel, with one goal: To bring you the very best of breaking news from all over the

Research conducted at the prestigious Scientific Teaching Institute proves that ugly women have more sex than pretty women. In a crushing blow to men with trophy wives, the research concludes that “men

Recently leaked documents from governments all over the world confirm an international conspiracy, covering up evidence of alien life, for fear it could cause the price of Bitcoin to rise. US Intelligence

A 999 call was made yesterday by a man on a boat, in extreme pain. First aiders arrived on the scene via inflatable dingy, to find a man using a damp sock to stem heavy bleeding from his groin area. He

Donald Trump this week apologised for his attitude and actions towards women over the years, saying he can no longer continue pretending that he wants to “grab them by the pussy”. Speaking to a room full

A man lost his fight in court today, after trying to sue his sex robot for £1million. It was a sad day today in court for Mr Gilburt, 46, from Wales. After a 12-month legal battle, Mr Gilburt lost his

Scientists declare that massaging the prostate with a banana can extend lifespan by decades. Researchers today revealed the results of a controversial 100-year study, which claims that the male lifespan

David Beckham has accepted the role of Daniel Craig’s finger double in the upcoming new Bond movie, after a tragic accident during filming destroyed Daniel Craig’s trigger finger. “I can’t believe I snapped

T-Eye is my snowman. He isn’t very tall He barely reaches past my knee. He has no mouth at all. His eyes are small tomatoes. His nose is made of pepper. His arms are made of rotten twigs You’d think he

‘Twas the night before Christmas And all was a mess Poor mum was still crying While dad wore her dress

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Why did you leave me? What did I do wrong? I make you feel safe, and I make you feel strong. I fill you with warmth when you’re feeling in tatters. I snake through your veins until nothing else matters.

I'm sorry to say that the random number generator picked the winning suggestion as fatal. Doh! Here's the full story from start to finish! You lie upon the burning sand An empty bottle in your hand Your

The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The comment that gets the most votes will become