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Image: pixabay I stuff you in the hole Until you're truly dripping wet Then I suck your soaking flesh It's all the action that I get

Barry the Bank Robber is back, with his friend Theodore Thug, and he is showing you how to drive the perfect getaway. Barry and Theo also reveal their favourite driving anthem. Created by Steemit's very

Have you ever wondered what bank robbers get up to on their days off? Barry is here to answer that very question! Created by Steemit's very own @wrongjohn and @artonmysleeve

To: Literal Steve From: Michael Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am Hi Stephen How close are you to setting the deadline for the other project? I need to you to pull your finger

Made this with my son today. A good way to spend a Sunday.

T-Eye is my snowman. He isn’t very tall He barely reaches past my knee. He has no mouth at all. His eyes are small tomatoes. His nose is made of pepper. His arms are made of rotten twigs You’d think he

‘Twas the night before Christmas And all was a mess Poor mum was still crying While dad wore her dress

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Why did you leave me? What did I do wrong? I make you feel safe, and I make you feel strong. I fill you with warmth when you’re feeling in tatters. I snake through your veins until nothing else matters.

I'm sorry to say that the random number generator picked the winning suggestion as fatal. Doh! Here's the full story from start to finish! You lie upon the burning sand An empty bottle in your hand Your

The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The comment that gets the most votes will become

I was recently invited to some event or other. This was my reply. I'm sorry, I can't make it; The plumber's coming round. He's got to fix a leaky pipe That makes a dripping sound And if he doesn't make

The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The comment that gets the most votes will become

The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The comment that gets the most votes will become

The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The comment that gets the most votes will become

The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The comment that gets the most votes will become

If you ever wondered what goes on inside Steemit Chat... well now you know. We're a concentrated think tank of pure creation. Andromeda the Crayon Worm

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