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meesterboom
Member of the Hive Cabal since 2014
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July 12, 2016
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Caribou
You will love this place my guy, I can't believe you have never been! I stuffed random toiletries into a suitcase in preparation for our holiday to Ibiza at the weekend. The Little Boom looked at me with
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Apples
Yooohooo! I have arrived and I have apples! A voice resembling an Ostrich being soundly ridden by a bear carried through the house. I looked up from where I sat at the table in the garden and frowned.
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meesterboom
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Grurp
Daddy, I am really nervous about my operation tomorrow. The Little Lady looked up at me from her bed, her eyes wide with a hint of fear like a woodlouse exposed to the sun. Hey, chicken pie. Don't you
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meesterboom
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The Whisky Thief
Guys, can you come to my office please? I shook my head as I read the Teams message that had popped up on my screen. Fucking El-Jefe. He had become insufferable lately. Despite the ravaging of redundancies
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meesterboom
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Early Sparkin
I tapped furiously away at my keyboard. I hadn't posted in a while and it seemed that whilst I had been post-free Hive had gone up in flames. People were pointing angrily at each other, bandying hot words
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meesterboom
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Scratched
Where do you want it mate? Said the delivery man with a cheeky nod as if he were thinking I might reply with some butt-cheeked innuendo. I gave him a stern look before motioning at a space in the hall
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meesterboom
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The Spark
Hey, chick? You have a moment? I approached the Good Lady in the kitchen where I hung seductively like a sex python from the door frame. She looked up at me from the table where she was working and frowned.
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Take It Out
Daddy, daddy. Look at me, look at me!! The Little Boom came running into the garden where I was enjoying some rays contemplating the ineffability of existence. Whassup dude? I grunted from my recliney
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meesterboom
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A Malice In Mallaig
Isn't this just perfect? For once the Good Lady wasn't folding clothes or threatening me with a rolling pin but instead was looking out at the coastline before us sipping a coffee happily. Yeah, it's pretty
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Moo Moo
Well my friends, this is it. Ben Nevis. The tallest mountain in Scotland, indeed, the tallest in the UK! Everyone got out of the car and looked up at the not very impressive hill ahead of us. Don't look
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meesterboom
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Not Saturday Beer
It's not Saturday and it's beer!! Hurrah for the beer. Being on holiday my days have blended into one big long day with sleeps and beers interspersed between. Which is no bad thing in my book apart from
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Nothing Matters
The Summer holidays had arrived and I was chilling in the living room. The Little Lady was nearby hanging upside down like a bat from the back of the couch with a book in her hand. Some random playlist
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meesterboom
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Fallout
Hey baby, fancy switching things up a little? I grabbed my Good Lady by the hips and attempted to drive her as if she were a tractor in a muddy field. Git... Git bloody off! She shook herself like President
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Falling Down
It was in the shady depths of Discord that Prawny of the Shits approached me. First, it was a friend request which I gladly accepted. After all, who could refuse a username like Prawny of the Shits? It
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meesterboom
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Soul Taker
Did something just happen?? The Good Lady called out from where she lay splayed on her Yoga mat like a badly spatchcocked chicken. Daddy-Bear? Was that the door? There was a strange noise. Reluctantly,
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Black Swan Event
Shall we take the kids to Almond Valley today? The Good Lady said with a dreamy air as if she had just discovered self-raising flour in the cupboard. Ugh, I hate farms, baby. It's always the same old shit.
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Two Holes
This one's a par five. Nink nonk, pinky ponk. Nonker muttered happily as he shimmied his hips up before the ball as if he were attempting to entice a male of the species for his seed. I rolled my eyes
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meesterboom
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Death Kill
What are you up to? The Good Lady looked suspiciously at me as I tromped out of the garage bearing an oversized pole with a saw on the end of it. Killin. I replied with a gleeful smile on my face as if
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meesterboom
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Dead Wood
Boomy, with me. El-Jefe beckoned me like an evil hatstand and started walking toward one of the nearby meeting pods. I rolled my eyes. I wasn't in the mood for this today. I had millions to do and the
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A Dark and Majestic Otter
Hey, where have you been you bastardingly handsome cavalier of a man? I hear you cry. Well, what a splendid welcome. Thank you! Who am I talking to? Myself. Oh my. Well, my middle name does happen to be
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