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Dear minions, Good idea? Bad idea? You decide!! Let's explore an alternate Splinterlands Universe... What if... In Wild, energy does NOT replenish. Modern stays the same. Only Wild changes. Each season

Dear minions, Who the hell is Gwen? Gwen has become one of Splinterlands most successful entrepreneurs overnight. She's got a real great glint shop. I used to scavenge dead rotting monster corpses on the

Dear minions, Have you ever tried to squeeze an egg out of a flame imp? I've been trying for the last week, but all I've done is stretch them out and make them angry... Here's the thing. I promised the

Dear minions, Tired of your animated corpses eating brains and staining the couch? Do you hate stepping over bodies in the kitchen after vampire dinner? What about feral spirits leaving mouse heads under

Dear minions, Alligators have a bad reputation because sometimes they eat people. And you know who suffers in the end?? All of us, because there are no good alligator movies! Sometimes I'm just in the

Dear minions, Living inside volcano isn't as cool as it sounds. If you're thinking about investing in real estate, think twice before buying a volcano. First of all, think about the giant staircase you'll

Dear minions, I have a useless Rusty Android that is falling apart and I want to get rid of. One unlucky person will be given this card, but be warned, it leaves rust stains on the carpet and makes unspeakable

Dear minions, Look, when you decided to follow the world's most up-and-coming supervillain you knew this was bound to happen at some point... Now, I realize this is a sort of virtual made up hostage situation

Steem Monsters rants from your favorite supervillain. Dear minions, Vampires are the worst monsters I've ever made the mistake to summon into my legion of doom and obliteration. They're completely obsessed

Dear minions, Listen, I've been trying to get rid of this useless Rusty Android for a week now... It's FREE! Someone take it!! As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake

Dear minions, Have you ever wondered if bagels are evil? They are. Bagels are basically a sandwich with a hole in it. Normally you'd get a discount for buying something defective, but not with bagels.

Dear minions, You should follow me on Steemit because sometimes I post pictures of sloths and sloths are great. If you want to conquer the world, it helps to have lots of sloth pictures... Whenever you

Dear minions, Sometimes I wonder why my lawyers are so fussy to know about all my business ventures before I launch some new scheme for world domination. ... Then I attach laser beams to some frickin shark

Dear minions, What the hell is a Sea Genie?! I mean, seriously. It lives inside a lantern and you've got to rub the thing to get the Genie out. But do you ever get any wishes?! NO. NOTHING. It's not even

Dear minions, I know I talk a lot about alligators, but sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads are even better. Most of us don't wake up in the morning and think, "Hey it

Dear minions, Listen, I've been trying to get rid of this useless Rusty Android for a week now... It's FREE! Someone take it!! As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake

Dear minions, I've never been eaten by an alligator. I bet you've never been eaten by an alligator. Not a whole lot of people get eaten by alligators when you think about it... So why do alligators have

Dear minions, As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake up to Spineback wolf drool on my pillows. I've got Skeleton Assassins in my closet. Twisted Jesters jump out

Dear minions, As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake up to Spineback wolf drool on my pillows. I've got Skeleton Assassins in my closet. Twisted Jesters jump out

Dear minions, If you're feeling green, remember it could be worse. You could be green. The End.