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deceth
Hi, I'm an up-and-coming supervillain. Mwahaha!
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http://deceth.com
November 10, 2017
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deceth
splinterlands
2M
WHAT IF... No Wild Pass. Energy costs 40 DEC in Wild. Energy does not Replenish.
Dear minions, Good idea? Bad idea? You decide!! Let's explore an alternate Splinterlands Universe... What if... In Wild, energy does NOT replenish. Modern stays the same. Only Wild changes. Each season
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Splinterlands
7M
GWEN’S GLINT SHOP - THE SECRET IDENTITY OF SPLINTERLANDS GREATEST ENTREPRENEUR
Dear minions, Who the hell is Gwen? Gwen has become one of Splinterlands most successful entrepreneurs overnight. She's got a real great glint shop. I used to scavenge dead rotting monster corpses on the
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deceth
steemmonsters
5y
Have you ever squeezed an egg out a flame imp!?
Dear minions, Have you ever tried to squeeze an egg out of a flame imp? I've been trying for the last week, but all I've done is stretch them out and make them angry... Here's the thing. I promised the
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steemmonsters
5y
Furious Chicken Farms - Get Your Farm Fresh Eggs!!
Dear minions, Tired of your animated corpses eating brains and staining the couch? Do you hate stepping over bodies in the kitchen after vampire dinner? What about feral spirits leaving mouse heads under
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deceth
life
5y
Alligators are cool dudes.
Dear minions, Alligators have a bad reputation because sometimes they eat people. And you know who suffers in the end?? All of us, because there are no good alligator movies! Sometimes I'm just in the
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deceth
life
5y
Living inside a volcano sucks.
Dear minions, Living inside volcano isn't as cool as it sounds. If you're thinking about investing in real estate, think twice before buying a volcano. First of all, think about the giant staircase you'll
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steemmonsters
6y
Hey man, who wants a FREE Rusty Android?
Dear minions, I have a useless Rusty Android that is falling apart and I want to get rid of. One unlucky person will be given this card, but be warned, it leaves rust stains on the carpet and makes unspeakable
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deceth
life
6y
I'M HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE FOR ONE HUNDRED BILLION STEEM!!!
Dear minions, Look, when you decided to follow the world's most up-and-coming supervillain you knew this was bound to happen at some point... Now, I realize this is a sort of virtual made up hostage situation
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steemmonsters
6y
My Vampires spend all day brushing their teeth and going to the dentist.
Steem Monsters rants from your favorite supervillain. Dear minions, Vampires are the worst monsters I've ever made the mistake to summon into my legion of doom and obliteration. They're completely obsessed
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steemmonsters
6y
Seriously someone take my useless Rusty Android #2
Dear minions, Listen, I've been trying to get rid of this useless Rusty Android for a week now... It's FREE! Someone take it!! As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake
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life
6y
That Bagel is Evil
Dear minions, Have you ever wondered if bagels are evil? They are. Bagels are basically a sandwich with a hole in it. Normally you'd get a discount for buying something defective, but not with bagels.
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life
6y
Follow me for sloths and world domination!
Dear minions, You should follow me on Steemit because sometimes I post pictures of sloths and sloths are great. If you want to conquer the world, it helps to have lots of sloth pictures... Whenever you
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deceth
life
6y
Sharks with laser beams, that's what I'm talking about!
Dear minions, Sometimes I wonder why my lawyers are so fussy to know about all my business ventures before I launch some new scheme for world domination. ... Then I attach laser beams to some frickin shark
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steemmonsters
6y
Somebody take my useless Sea Genie.
Dear minions, What the hell is a Sea Genie?! I mean, seriously. It lives inside a lantern and you've got to rub the thing to get the Genie out. But do you ever get any wishes?! NO. NOTHING. It's not even
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life
6y
Hey man, sharks are cool dudes.
Dear minions, I know I talk a lot about alligators, but sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads are even better. Most of us don't wake up in the morning and think, "Hey it
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steemmonsters
6y
Seriously, someone take my Rusty Android!
Dear minions, Listen, I've been trying to get rid of this useless Rusty Android for a week now... It's FREE! Someone take it!! As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake
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funny
6y
I've never been eaten by an alligator.
Dear minions, I've never been eaten by an alligator. I bet you've never been eaten by an alligator. Not a whole lot of people get eaten by alligators when you think about it... So why do alligators have
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steemmonsters
6y
FREE Rusty Android. Take the useless thing!
Dear minions, As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake up to Spineback wolf drool on my pillows. I've got Skeleton Assassins in my closet. Twisted Jesters jump out
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deceth
steemmonsters
6y
Steem Monsters Rusty Android Giveaway. Take the useless thing!
Dear minions, As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake up to Spineback wolf drool on my pillows. I've got Skeleton Assassins in my closet. Twisted Jesters jump out
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christmas
6y
You're a Meme One, Mr. Grinch.
Dear minions, If you're feeling green, remember it could be worse. You could be green. The End.
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