Dear minions,
Have you ever tried to squeeze an egg out of a flame imp? I've been trying for the last week, but all I've done is stretch them out and make them angry...
Here's the thing. I promised the Splinterlands farm fresh eggs, but I still don't got any chickens.
I've got orders to fill. Monsters need their eggs and if they don't get 'em, I bet they eat the farmer. That's me. I'm the one and only furious chicken farmer and I don't need some angry Sea Monster showing up at my door to eat me.
So until I finally get some chickens all I'm left to do is sit here squeezing flame imps and hope one maybe pops an egg... A tiny little flame imp egg... Do flame imps even lay eggs?! Man, I've got to get some chickens...
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