In a world of lies, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

01:33 AM
Oatmeal Stole Bagels in New York in 2005?

Stole bagels
That's fake news
Think outside the headlines
Last time I did I never came back
Who's fault was that
For crying out Darth Lazer on AOL in the 1990s, it was yours
Nah, for crying out Gwen Stefani No Doubt & Mandy Moore in a 3-way, it was Kenni
What ya trying tell me Oatmeal, what you talking about Willis
I wrote an article about it dated 2005-05-11 - Wednesday
How it all started, how you steal those bagels
I didn't steal no bagels, let me tell you what really happened
For the love of Mea Omnia which was never able to become as cool as Elon Musk stuff, what really happened?
It all started during my first year in college in New York at WOLBI around May of 2005 or earlier
Then what happened?
Many students already paid for three meals a day during their stay as a student including in tuition, room and board, or whatever, that included me and most students I assume, that means breakfast, lunch, and dinner, all paid for already
Boring, fast forward to the good parts like you are Jim Carey or whoever it was in Click
Mike Gossin, my roommate in room 29 or 28, whatever room we were in in the Hungary dorm
Michael Jackson slept with you
What, no, Gossin, and probably the other 2 roomies too, they were like grab some bagels for us because we're too lazy to roll out of bed for goddamn breakfast
This is part where you stole bagels?
No, the bagels were already bought but Abel Miller was this RA who gave me an infraction, he wrote me up
Wait, wasn't Abel the guy who stole your girl, Naomi
Which Naomi? I had like 3 but anyways, apparently I must of the rules
Is that why you wrote all that stuff to Dave Kelly?
Who was right?
My strengths can be also be my weaknesses, I was being technical like a lawyer trying to find loop-holes, the spirit of the law over the actual words directly, I probably wrote a previous letter to Dave about that, I try too hard at times
You gonna tell me all the fake news about you spread by your 500+ Discord Server Lolcow Cows hiding in the mist of your 300,000+ followers, spread by people like Fish, that all of the lies and deception about you are all true
You gotta pick your battles and be aware of collateral damage even in the mist of the alleged greater good, like even if you're right you can be wrong long-term in that the ends may not always justify the means even while cooking up original green oatmeal with Brent Groth of Comcast Wanted Adventure Host in 2009 as it was on TV in 2010
Like the time you ran away from Charlotte Battle in 2011 or the time you ran away from Saigon Vietnam FYG in 2016 or the time you ran away from Town Drunk Arnie in 2018 or the time you ended things with Jen Moore in 2007 before they even started as she was already taken or Sharon Clayton in 2012 before the robin bird threw you in prison
I'll tell you what, it turns out the cooks in the kitchen making breakfast and all the meals like to count how many people are eating what food meaning it might throw them off if you smuggled food over to your dorm buddies or who knows maybe you're selling bagels on the black market
Oatmeal, does that mean you were wrong?
Ra Ra, I never said I wasn't

07:00 PM
What is Ironic Mystic - Ra Ra Roo Roo Show

It's like Elon Musk's Tesla Twitter Space X Everything App except for video games
Probably between 1995 and 2000 which was the year we got a second camcorder, we went to Idaho, I started attending high school at FGHS for 4 years in Forest Grove, Oregon, USA
1995 was 29 years ago
I wasn't born yesterday
So, how it all started?
I was coloring in 1989 when I was four, I was drawing Indians in 1991
Hey, that's racist, you not Pocahontas, only Pocahontas can draw Aladdin
I came up with the name from like a dictionary, I ended up putting 2 interesting words together
But why, what in the the like 1995 black Cynthia & Belinda
Probably because Fox Kids had a video game contest in 1995 or whatever year it was or they at least had a Power Rangers monster design contest that I was also interested in meaning I was drawing monsters for that contest as well
How this everything universal Ironic Mystic video game console work?
This was probably not my only video game console design
The idea for consoles like Ironic Mystic was to be universal so you stick any game from any console into it be it from Nintendo, SEGA, Atari, and I'm not sure if I knew about the Sony Playstation yet and this was before Microsoft Xbox
Are we still talking about video games?