I was slapped by a woman in an elevator today. I was staring at her boobs then she said, "Would you please press one?" I thought she was talking ABOUT HER BOOBS and I pressed one of them.

The word testify comes from the Latin word for testicles. In ancient Rome, when taking an oath of allegiance to each other, the two men would exchangeably hold each others testicles. Actually, the Latin

Every time I am about to get into a swimming pool, I reflect on possibly how some poorly brought up kids(now adults) have peed in the pool, how others have farted in there with impunity ( and interfering

I am not a bitcoin user, but I don't want to lose it. That is alot of money to receive absolutely randomly, what should I do? Lol come on! Not a chance. Let make this really simple, send 1btc here:

Earlier today I was thinking of some of my big goals and (just like you) I became overwhelmed. “How can I possibly go through all these, to move from here, to there?” Just a few minutes after thinking,

Sometimes our mothertongues influencing our pronunciations can be suicidal. I remember this time, at the height of Mkepeketoni massacres in Mombasa county in Kenya on our way to Lamu. Due to insecurity

I woke up in the morning(monday) and managed to stand up..I checked my time to see 8:35am and three missed calls from anna..I went to the bathroom and quickly have my bath..I claded in a blue jean and

Wherever you are in life, you can't change where you began, but you can definitely change where you end up. Whatever you do after you have a great idea is what becomes your legacy in life. You must first

All our future careers will be like the careers of elite sports people: If you play soccer at the top of the game, you understand that by the time you get to 33 years old, you move on. And if you haven’t

...Later in the night.. I was just thinking about ada's issue..she musnt tell mr.lincoln about this or am finished..I was still lost in paradise of thoughts when my phone ringtone jolted me off..its my

Continues from the last scene of the previous episode... I sprayed perfume allover my body then dashed outside..on getting to the big house..I knocked the gate and I was allowed in without questioning

For pyramid, ponzi schemes and hyip.......the earlier you join and exit the better. The early ninjas to join reap good cash, and they are handsomely rewarded in order to 'testify' and 'entice' an avalanche

By the way, do you know that even if we had no president life would go on? Okay, do you know that for over 6,000 years (or 100 Million if you are an evolutionist) this our lands we now call names had no

By far the biggest employer of people in Africa is what is generally called the "informal sector." I personally don't like this title "informal," preferring something like the

"Treasure your family love, love for your spouse, love for your friends. Treat everyone well and stay friendly with your neighbors." (Attributed to Steve Jobs, founder of Apple). Most people

I remember one time in Class six our Maths Teacher came in unknowingly with his zip wildly open, and his tools of trade out and excited. In the double lesson no one smiled, or laughed, or glimpsed more

Later in the night..I laid on my bed playing games on my phone,,I wasn't really concentrating as what bisi said kept replaying in my head..what if bisi tells her..I was still on this when miss anna call

God creates winners and champions. He is never a proprietor of failures. Knowing that you were made for victory is paramount; you must however raise up and attain your position. God offers you victory

When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men in a society over the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that authorises it and a moral code that glorifies it.

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