In a world of fairy tales, there was a man who was so ugly, so ugly, so ugly... that when he got lost in the forest, the wolves lit a fire to keep him away. +++++++++*+++ En un mundo de cuentos de hadas,

When scrolling through torrents, a big size often means that the person who made it put great care into it. ︀︀It reminds me when I was scrolling sukebei and found a 1,5TB torrent. I was surprised, because

I joined GEMS thinking: Day 1: "I’ll post once and become rich." Day 2: Refresh.. refresh.. refresh... Day 3: Checking notifications every 5 minutes like it’s a full-time job. Now I finally

Веселий знак трапився нам під час прогулянки сусіднім селом. На краю дороги, в приватному поворотику, куди рідко заглядає випадковий перехожий, висить ось таке привертання уваги щодо курей. Це при тому,

It's not really that dirty I guess, but it has that element to it so I thought I'd label it as such for all those fucken prudes who pretend they're above dirty jokes so they can avoid it and maintain their

Our teacher asked, “Why didn’t you do your homework?” One boy stood up very seriously and said: “Sir, I was ready to do it… but my pen needed emotional support.” 😅 The whole class laughed, but the teacher

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.+++++++++*+++ ¿Por qué el estudiante se comió su tarea? Porque el profesor le dijo que era pan comido. Image's

Funny football humor about players, fans, and crazy match reactions.

It's been a while...so here's another one. Don't expect too much, the joke is horrendously bad. Bad joke of the day: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! Do ya get it? (Do

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.+++++++++ ¿Por qué el osito de peluche rechazó el postre? Porque ya estaba re-lleno. Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen

I have no idea why I feel like a freshly wrung-out rag, simply drained of energy and with a desire to sleep that has prevented me from doing almost anything all day. I'm going to disconnect, and hopefully

What does an egg say to a frying pan? You've fried me.+++++++++*+++ ¿Qué le dice un huevo a una sartén? Me tienes frito. Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen #tribe #lolz #meme

I had a decent burger the other day and in honour of it, and more in homage to the ketchup on it I suppose, I thought I'd share the worst tomato joke on the planet. See below. Bad joke of the day: What

I decided to come up with a really terrible joke for you today, one I heard a while back and stored away for just the right occasion. That occasion is now. Bad joke of the day: My friend David had his

I saw this one and just had to share it,

I had to put a warning on today's bad joke due to the extremely shit nature of the joke...I'm not even pretending it's bad for dramatic effect...it's fucken terrible for real. Bad joke of the day: What

I'm always seeking continual improvement in what I do and how I think and that ethos has helped me create a comfortable and enjoyable life. When it comes to my bad joke of the day posts...well, I think

A man goes to a job interview, and when they talk about salary, they say the following: —Well, you'll start at US$1000 and later you'll reach US$2000. —Oh, well then, I'll come back later. +++++++++*+++

It's like I don't know when to quit. In truth, it's not about not knowing when to quit though, it's about the fact that quitting isn't in my nature. So, here I am with another bad joke to add to the

So I really wanted to try something new, its pretty simple as well. Just put dirt in a pot and let it do its thing. I just add dirt to a pot and put it on the shelf. No seeds, no water.. very minimal.