Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian in the room is the only thing that makes sense. Posts with rewards set to burn still pay curators. Only author rewards are burned. If you

Out of sight, out of mind.

The irony of life. Life has a quiet way of teaching its deepest lessons through contrast, what we once overlooked often becomes what we later long for. People tend to realize the value of simple things

No, no, no, not again—at least not now! She screamed at her scooter. “You know damn well that I have an interview in 30, and now you want to start acting up? C’mon now, you can’t be that unfair to me.

He ate what? she asked again, this time slowly, unable to believe the events that had unfolded in her absence. “How I wish I had been there just to watch his downfall!” she burst out, unable to contain

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The Noxsoma Chronicles [0114] 01-12-2026 … Day 23694 (Moonday Mix in 26) Overcast with light misty rain today in South Florida. Nothing to keep the basura from being collected, nor the buildings going

A Greek philosopher died laughing at a donkey eating figs. His last words? “Give it some wine!”

Nobel Peace Prize winner hiding from government while receiving award for promoting peace. We live in a simulation and the writers are getting lazy with irony. #dbuzz #nobel

I was really annoyed by this teacher who caught me today, but I didn't have the heart to kill him. He was such a shameless rat that after I caught him, I gave him small pieces of bread and he ate it in

Молода українська співачка STASYA представила свою нову роботу - пісню "Без макіяжу". Це яскравий та іронічний трек, у якому артистка моделює звичні щоденні комплекси, перетворюючи їх на дотепні

... #afd offers no solutions, it just stirs emotions 🔥 and wants to divide society… It tries to artificially keep #insecurity high ⚠️.” #politics #germany #cent #bbh #archon #neoxian #inleo

I Talk to the Wind Said the straight man to the late man Where have you been? I've been here and I've been there And I've been in between I talk to the wind My words are all carried away I talk to the

In this day and age it's futile resisting, you must join the infinite wisdom of the crowd.

Howdy Freewriters 🤗! Welcome to my 5 Minute Freewrite blog 😊. Hesitantly, she stopped at his table, clutching her lunch box. “Mind if I sit?” she asked, nodding toward the empty seat. He didn’t look

**_Howdy Freewriters🤗! I trust you're all doing great and I hope that today, being a TBT, you'll be visited by one precious moment from the past that will make

Howdy Freewriters! Happy Wednesday! Welcome to my 5 Minute Freewrite blog. On Sunday, I visited Ess, my bestfriend. She had promised to accompany me to the Man U game at this local club, just so she could

Happy New Week Zapficers🤗! We all need somebody to lean on. But sometimes, a friend's helping hand presses too hard that their care feels like torment. Still, we love them regardless! Welcome to my