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Lyrics: My cousin Ricky is in town. He overdoes it every night at dinner. His constipation isn't sound. And it is clear that he aint gettin thinner. Now on the potty after he has had seconds and thirds

Lyrics: I've got a dishwasher and every other time it makes it's own decision to do it's job just right. I guess I cant control it and it really hurts my pride. Outsmarted by man-made machines, but I'll

Lyrics: I've got a dishwasher and every other time it makes it's own decision to do it's job just right. I guess I cant control it and it really hurts my pride. Outsmarted by man-made machines, but I'll

Once there was a time when you could call a number and an operator would announce the time and temperature to wherever you happen to be. I wonder if there was ever a time, lets say, the day after the time

Wouldn't it be cool if the steem we acquired could be used to trade on an exchange on the steemit website? That way minnows and whales alike could learn the skills of trading and/or day-trading and be

My allergies are acting up And local honey's not enough And Clartin's got too expensive this year But my dripping red nose is annoying The summer sun is heating up I'm sweating through my cloths and stuff

Lyrics: One of my favorite meals during holidays is "stuffing". But I dont mean to talk about Thanksgiving. I mean to bring up a different issue. I spoil my girlfriends dog with small stuffed

Lyrics: My neighbor and I are at odds today because the city only gave us one trash can. I keep a close eye on however much we're throwing away so we dont overpack and piss off our trash man. I'm sure

This is a short story about the importance of friendship. A good lesson for children and adults alike.

Lyrics: Seven o'clock at sundown. Thats when I like to eat. But the lack of a dinner table is making it hard to feed. The bowls and plates are hot now. And they are scorching my lap and jeans. So I'll

Lyrics: Everyday I watch my food get old and spoil right before my eyes. Watching all I eat get caked with mold. Now all I sit and do is cry. But a friend of mine came the other day with a little white

This is a short story about a dog named Puggy who is trying so hard to get chocolate, he ends up in outer space. We should all look to Puggy as inspiration to push ourselves to go great lengths for what

Be sure to check out if places near you are doing deals on pizza and pie so you can celebrate! I hear Whole Foods and Papa Murphys and Papa Johns are all offering Pi Day deals! Check em out!

Lyrics: I hate the winter. Guess why. Cause my lips are cracking and so very dry. My situation needs medication. The kind that I just cant stand.

I think this is something we all need to hear from time to time. I know I do!

These are couple great poems by a truly great poet! The work of Shel Silverstein is simple but so much fun, nonetheless.

This is a continuation of England In The Time Of Shakespeare.

Lyrics: Do you get too hot when your lying in bed? Is your comforter the one to blame? And your sheets are soaked cause there covered in sweat. It's about to drive you insane! Just get a fan. It's an easy

I mess up somewhere in the middle of this. Sorry.