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Pickles, pizza, tacos Once I seized a manatee alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it Samoan Dropped my leg so. Which leg did it Samoan Dropp? This swollen leg on my left. #story

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco Once I entangled a zebra alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it karate chopped my elbow so. Which elbow did it karate chopp? This out of whack elbow

This happened on a trip Once I dug up a panther alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it Figure-Foured my nostril so. Which nostril did it Figure-Four? This totaled nostril on my

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco Once I seized a frog alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it licked my hallux so. Which hallux did it lick? This damaged hallux on my right. #story

You won't believe but it's true Once I entangled a toad alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it Lionsaulted my ankle so. Which ankle did it Lionsault? This damaged ankle on my

This happened on a trip Once I dug up a goshawk alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it Samoan Dropped my thumb so. Which thumb did it Samoan Dropp? This swollen thumb on my right.

Cars, trucks, planes, trains Once I seized a quetzal alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it speared my achilles so. Which achilles did it spear? This marred achilles on my left.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco Once I entangled a mosquito alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it Curb Stomped my nostril so. Which nostril did it Curb Stomp? This bruised nostril

This happened on a trip Once I dug up a crane alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it speared my knee so. Which knee did it spear? This marred knee on my right. #story #share2steem

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco Once I dug up a hornet alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it severed my thumb so. Which thumb did it sever? This busted thumb on my right. #story

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco Once I captured a bat alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it bited my thumb so. Which thumb did it bit? This dinged thumb on my right. #story

You won't believe but it's true Once I captured a buffalo alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it Killswitched my armpit so. Which armpit did it Killswitch? This marred armpit

What a dream I had Once I exposed a llama alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it bited my shoulder so. Which shoulder did it bit? This blemished shoulder on my left. #story

What a dream I had Once I dug up a okapi alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it Curb Stomped my leg so. Which leg did it Curb Stomp? This out of whack leg on my left. #story

What a dream I had Once I dug up a deer alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it moonsaulted my thumb so. Which thumb did it moonsault? This mucked up thumb on my left. #story

Cars, trucks, planes, trains Once I found a wolverine alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it Batista Bombed my forearm so. Which forearm did it Batista Bomb? This busted forearm

Pickles, pizza, tacos Once I entangled a whale alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it speared my achilles so. Which achilles did it spear? This blemished achilles on my right.

This happened on a trip Once I found a guinea pig alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it Texas Cloverleafed my ankle so. Which ankle did it Texas Cloverleaf? This blemished ankle

You won't believe but it's true Once I captured a goldfinch alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it severed my leg so. Which leg did it sever? This dinged leg on my right. #story

Cars, trucks, planes, trains Once I entangled a moose alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it Mandible Clawed my nostril so. Which nostril did it Mandible Claw? This damaged nostril