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... if they had been their own country, they would have placed 3rd in number of gold medals won. See how much better these kids do when you quit molesting them? I'm joking, they're still getting molested.

I got this email from Elon's 'free speech' goons for suggesting that a man who carried a locked and loaded pistol might eventually shoot himself. My favorite part is the awkward blank space where the rule

The sun through the greenhouse looks ethereal.

The title pretty much says it all. I'll update this with a more proper write-up when I get the time. Until then, have a laugh! ▶️ 3Speak

I can post from the front end again, but still no feed :(

Wen DBuzz?

Perhaps I spoke too soon...

Are we back? It looks like we're back! #dbuzz

I've been getting a blank screen on the D.Buzz front end for days now. Anybody know what's up?

... bears, and my own incompetence. Mother nature ain't bossing me around no more!

... enjoy!

... for 9 straight weekends!

... soon.

... and I've never been more proud. One of the most cinematic live shows I've ever seen anywhere.

So, they pulled my comedy video from the 'trending' list on #3Speak, where it had moved solidly into the top 10. I wanted to complain about it on #DBuzz, but the site isn't loading for me. Anybody have

... more views than votes, either because #3Speak counts the views from my Facebook friends who can't vote (because they don't have Hive accounts, yet) or because I suck. Find out which. #comedyopenmic

There's going to be a comedy open mic at a bar not too far from my house. In Rural New York terms, that means I'll drive about an hour to get there. This is a video of the material I've been working on

... Board of boring. #comedyopenmic

Oh hello there, hilarious Hivers. Hivers? Hiveans? Hivegans? I hope we're all maintaining our individual homeostasis. Homeostasis? Did somebody get this idiot a 'word of the day' calendar? Nope, I just

... if you're driving this truck, you're probably having a bad day.