Welcome to the world of Oatmeal Joey Arnold, starring me as Oatmeal. If you're new here, I've been online since like 1995 and been alive since 1985.

The first movie I ever made with family and friends was an hour-long Power Rangers parody filmed before my 11th birthday in 1996. I've been making videos ever since. In other words, I've been making videos for the past 30+ years. I've been online for like 31+ years since like 1995 or possibly longer.

I keep a daily syndicated blog.

In my blog, I talk about what I do in my life each day.

For the record, my content is full of typos, grammar mistakes, misspeak, missing letters, run-on sentences, missing letters, and the lists of problems goes on and on. Yes, I sometimes try to fix mistakes. But to be clear, I literally have millions of things on the Internet, I don't always catch all the mistakes. This page might have mistakes. My videos have mistakes. On top of that, I didn't always tell people if I was being sarcastic, hyperbolic, or any number of things. I've utilized satire, irony, trolling, scamming, click-baiting, absurdity, and/or a number of things. I say all of that to say I'm gradually trying to be more thorough in what I publish. But to be clear for the history books, the archives, the record, I have already published over 30,000 videos as of the year 2024. Currently in this current year of 2026, I have more than 30K videos uploaded to the Internet. I have thousands of hours worth of content online. I was also banned off many websites and apps many times for decades since at least 2010 or longer. Trolls been lying about me since at least 2009 online. Bullies been mocking me since the 1000s or 1900s or 1990s. People took me out of context many times for many years. People screenshot, soundbite, and even click bait me. Especially trolls know that most people are not going spend more than one second trying to research me. In the past, most artificial intelligence (AI) was and were too lazy to study me enough to understand my context, content, and character. It would take thousands of hours to study me. Most people aint gonna spend more than one second. Not that they should. Not that you should. Just saying it might take a long time. We all know this. It's common sense. You might say like Kenobi said to Darth Vader in Star Wars, you did this to yourself. I'd say some of it might be my fault. Some of it is not my fault. It's a complex issue. I've been going back and forth with trolls for decades online since at least 2009 or longer. It's a mess. Even if I wanted to, I can't delete all of my content off the Internet. I'm here trying to like rebrand myself and stuff. I'm trying to tell you my side of the story and stuff. Does not mean I'm always right. But I am simply trying to tell me how I see things. Wait, I mean, I am simply trying to tell you where I'm coming from, my point of view, my intentions, and what not. Also, blogging might be like therapy and stuff as well. To be clear, this page does not fully spell out my side of the story, this is only a brief introduction page that hints at a few things without actually saying anything about anything at all. That is kind of funny and also terrible. It is really amazing and tragic. But this is where we are. I say that with a smile on my face.

To be clear, I'm not here to act like a victim, I'm simply telling you facts about my life. I'm not here to debunk all the Oatmeal Fake News about me on this page. I sometimes do try to counter the lies about me. It would be hard for you to know about some of that as some of my content was removed off the Internet. I'm the most banned Oatmeal Joey in the world. I put out content over the years talking about some of this. I try my best to try to summarize some of this. To be clear, this web page you are reading is totally incomplete. I totally want to say more. But I will have to come back and finish this article in the future. There is so much I want to say, that is why I try to include links. You might find a few links in this post. You can Google me or AI me for additional information. This post you are reading right now is supposed to simply welcome you to me. But this page might not be fully outlining my entire life to you. This post might not even be fully introducing you to me. I wanted to say there is a lot of deception about me online and offline. But you are free to believe them if you want. Like Cobra Cast 199 Jeremy says, I'm just a random guy on the Internet.

I have apologized for doing bad stuff. But don't conflate that with the fake news about me. Grant it, I did a bad job in my life presenting and representing my life to the world. I sometimes try too hard or not hard enough to clear things up. I am sometimes not aware of things. I am sometimes too consumed in current projects to go back to addressing things. I sometimes don't care. I sometimes start too many projects that I can't even finish. But I often feel a duty to finish projects. But sometimes, it is better to give up and move on. Sometimes, some things might not work. But I would sometimes try to force things to work. But that might sometimes make things even worse. Anyways, don't get me started on all of that. I can literally rant about all of this for many hours talking about anything and everything. So, let's save some of this for future videos and articles and more. To be continued.

All of that is a long story, I've already talked about some of this before. I'm trying to be more clear as I get older. I'm trying to be more precise. I'm trying to be more clear. I'm trying to tell my side of the story as it relates to me or as it relates to anything really. Some people will always lie about me and stuff. Now to be clear, I'm sort of like ranting right now. Please treat this as a rough draft outline preview thingy. I'm writing as simple as possible for the record. I'm writing this from the top of my head. I'm trying to write all of this to correct the record. You might say I was careless in how I ran my life online for decades. It is tough to say in many ways as it is tough to summarize. I have so much content, it is tough for anyone or anything to even review it all. Social media and others did delete some of it. I do try to say sorry when I fuck up in life. But then I worry that the apologies might get conflated with the lies about me. I might say sorry for Thing A. Troll might swap Thing A for Thing B for example. We can talk about the details until the cows come home. I might try to do that in future content. But for now, I'm just gonna post this as is without even spell-checking this page. As a goddamn autistic bipolar George Lucas workaholic clean-freak perfectionist, a part of me never wants to publish or upload content to the Internet. Well, too late for that. Nothing is ever good enough. The secret to life might be in trying to find balance in all of that. I have many different feelings and thoughts on all of that. I'm pretty split and conflicted on all of that and more. I can sort of summarize my life. That is easier than trying to define who I might be right now. It might also be harder to talk about my future as that might depend on many moving variables, factors. I think that one of the main purposes of this page was to welcome new and old alike to the Oatmeal World, that is to my orbit, my universe. The challenge is in what to say and what not to say. Right now, I'm trying to rant about everything and nothing all at the same time. Instead of trying to edit all of this down, I'm trying to put everything here. To be clear, this is not everything. This is only bits and pieces. But this might be a starting point. I should probably try to edit this page in the future. I have long lists of what to do, a long to-do list. I have many pages to edit. Many videos to do. Many projects. I say all of that to say I'm a nerd stuck in the body of an athlete.

Quick disclaimer, I sometimes like rant, I speak often from the top of my head opinions, feelings, random thoughts, I often don't even spell check, fact check, or look at what I've been posting on hundreds of websites and apps for decades now.

But as I get older, I do try to be more careful as I try to summarize my life, my autobiography, to correct the record as I try to tell my side of the story to combat the Oatmeal Fake News that my lolcow trolls spam the Internet with as they fool people into believing the lies they tell about me. Not saying you should watch my videos. But if they can lie about me, they can lie about you.

But I sometimes trolled my trolls to show the world how easy it is to fool trolls who fell for the lies I put out there. Most of what I try to do in my life probably fails big time you might say but I was at least able to scam my trolls a few times over the years. I sometimes utilize sarcasm, hyperbole, satire, comedy, absurdity, Devil's advocate, trolling, scamming, click baiting, out of context stuff, irony, etc. But I often wouldn't tell people when I was trolling or not trolling. If you studied me, you could eventually figure it out. But most of my trolls are too lazy to research beyond the tip of the iceberg which led to my trolls repeating lies they spread about me which would only take a second to debunk you might say or maybe longer. I felt like I had more trolls at times than actual fans or friends. For more info, questions, feedback, join my Discord servers. I have more to say but I will continue writing some of this stuff other places as usual. Because I write many books worth of content all of my life. You can send your artificial intelligence or AI to give you outlines of my content and what not. But you have to always remind the AI that I've had hundreds to thousands of different accounts, channels, pages, groups, sock puppet alt accounts, personas, parodies, profiles, communities, entities, and so on and so forth, ask me about all of that if you dare. People are free to steal any of my like free content, you don't have to give me credit, do whatever you want. Timestamps generally in Pacific Standard Time (PST) or Pacific Daylight Time (PDT) unless otherwise noted. Welcome to my Oatmeal Daily which is generally posted & syndicated to different websites daily by me, Oatmeal Joey Arnold, feel free to mirror, edit, clip, reupload my content. For more information, see some of the links on this page or you can try to Google search or look me up using keywords like Oatmeal Joey Arnold @ joeyarnoldvn and other keywords. Try using different combinations of words in search engines for better results.

Remember that this post is not complete. Remember that I did not debunk the fake news about me on this page. Remind me to continue debunking the lies about me. Remember that this article also did not fully outline my entire life. This article might have sort of introduced myself to the world a little. I have many relevant and applicable content online as it relates to these things. Remind me to edit this page. Feel free to give me feedback, questions, concerns, input, advice, and more. I do stuff to help people. So, I do what I do to help people. But that does not mean I'm always good at it. Also, my opinions are my own, basically. That does not mean I'm always right. You might even say I'm never right. But I try to sometimes give my perspective on my life and on a number of topics. You might say I burned too many bridges in life. You might say I tried too hard to make points relating to so many different things. You might say I spread myself too thin trying to do too many things. You might say I don't always explain myself fully as it relates to a wide variety of stuff in the world. I'm not always going to like disagree and stuff. There is probably truth in all of that. I've talked about many of these things many times for many years on many websites. You can do deep searches to find so much of my content. But it can be tough to understand what it is. Like, I don't always know. Because I grew up online, it is a big mess. I may not even agree with my own content. It is wild. That is why I'm purposely being wordy right now as I ramble on about all of this stuff and more. You can remind me to include additional links and stuff on this page and other pages too. It is tough to fully outline all of it. In my life, I would sometimes make big deals about things as I was trying to like use them as like metaphors. For example, I turned the 2013 Vietnam Kathy Bike into like a meme and stuff. The idea eventually became like an alleged illustration for like a number of things. One of my points might have been to be careful not to let people steal your bikes. That doesn't mean I was right. But I'm simply trying to let you know where I was coming from. Like what was I trying to do? It is tough to say. But sometimes, I didn't even know what I was doing. Perhaps, I even tried retroactively retconning things. Sometimes that is. Well, hard to say, it depends on the situation. Well, don't you just hate it when you accidentally stick your mice in towels in buckets in trees only to wake up one Winter Oregon Morning to find out that they all froze to death and fell off as they're basically bats without wings except for one who was like part rat and male who made it back into the ghetto trailer to have a baby allegedly who escaped into the couch to turn into skeletons in like 1998 allegedly. Yeah, there you go, another random reference to things from my life. And there is always more where that came from. But with that said, haters can always clip things from my life, things I wrote, said, or otherwise, Youtubers and others understand this. But it might be wrong for me to compare myself to famous people. But that is not going to stop me. Watch out for how many typos and other things might be in this article and in all of my content in general. I can't tell you how often I find mistakes in my videos and essays and everything else. That only adds fuel to the fire that my Lolcow Trolls create. They call me the Lolcow which is true but it doesn't really matter because I want to be a lolcow. I might say I'm more than just a lolcow. But at the same time, some people laughed at and/or with me. I'm okay with that. I've said I'm okay with that. Okay, I have more to say about all of this and more but I'm gonna stop for now. Beg me to add more or whatever. Don't worry, there is so much more that must be added to this and more, to be continued.

To be clear, I'm aware that this might be a bad look. Like, a lot of stuff probably makes me look bad. I'm more self-aware than some people might say I am. But in my opinion, I sort of want to do things my way. I mean as it relates to anything and everything. I can't really go back in time and fix mistakes. I did a lot of stuff. I talk about it sometimes. But my trolls will have you believe I didn't. But I do try to sometimes correct the record. That doesn't mean I'm always right. But most people never get to hear me fully unpack my side of the story. I feel like it would take thousands of hours to fully tell my side of the story relating to controversies and more. To be clear, I don't want to go over all of the fake news right now on this page. I just want to tease it for now. You might find some of it mentioned other places. I feel like I need many hours to fully unpack each of the many lies about me. But with that said, I never said I was perfect. Sometimes, it might be better to ignore the haters, trolls, and others. I guess it depends on the situation and everything. I do try to make subtle changes to my life. But I can't like undo the past. And the past is full of many different things. I'm evolving. I'm changing. I'm sorry to the people I've hurt in the past.

Click here to read my Sorry Page where I apologize and stuff for things.

There, you go, another link.

There is more where that came from.

Beg me for more links and videos and whatever else.

Because I have a lot of content floating around all over the place.

To be clear, I've said thousands of times for decades on thousands of websites that most of my content sucks. Most of my stuff sucks. Trolls lie saying that I think otherwise. To be clear, I think some of my stuff is not as bad. I generally don't like watching or looking at most of my content. But I still try to put out content. I do like some of it. Not all of it. Some of it. I might like less than one percent of my content. Think about how much content I have online. I might maybe possibly not hate less than 1% of my content. You probably only saw my bad content. This in turn causes people not to find my good content. But better stuff is buried in a sea of bad content. You might say normal people would delete the bad stuff. That might be a good idea. But too late for that okay. Again, I have many split mixed conflicting complicated confusing bipolar feelings about all of this relating to my Ojawall and much more which I sometimes try unpacking and more for decades now. I sometimes feel like I have to put out content while I still can. Like who knows if tomorrow will even come if there was like a third world war or if the AI robots took over with Arnold as the Terminator Governor of California saying I'll be back. I say all of that to say I've felt like I had to rush things and just throw things onto the Internet as I was running out of time and stuff. Not to say I was totally like right and/or wrong about all of that. Hey, I have a lot more I want to say about all of that and more. But like I said earlier, I am going to stop writing for now. Remind me to continue writing. I am sure this post is full of many many problems. Sort of like life. But we keep on going. Hawk tuah everybody.

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