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Here are some jokes I found funny today: My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me. Son: What's the difference

Q: Where do bees go on holiday? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Stingapore ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Q: Where does

Q: What do you call a dumb bunny? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A hare brain ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Q: Who

Q: Where do young cows eat lunch? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: In the calf-ateria ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Q:

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: It needed a root canal :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Q: What animal is always at a game of cricket? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A bat ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Q:

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they use honey combs :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Q: What kind of music do planets listen to? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Nep-tunes :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Do-you-think-he-saw-us :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they might peel

Q: Where do rabbits go after they marry? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A bunny-moon :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Q: Why are fish so smart? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they live in schools :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they use honey combs :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Q: What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Matt :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Look! No hands!

Q: What is a vampire’s favourite fruit? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A blood orange :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: An investigator :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A. They can’t stand fast food

Q: What do you call a fruit that goes into space? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A coco-naut. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Q: What do you get when you cross broccoli and a vampire? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Count Broccula!