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ilt-yodith
I.L.T. Yodith
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Smackover, Arkansas
January 7, 2018
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ilt-yodith
music
3y
Peter McPoland - Predicting His Fame Before He Has a Wikipedia Page
Because I am a music prophet, I am predicting the superstardom of Peter McPoland.
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happy
4y
What Does Your Sky Look Like?
The world seems insane right now, doesn't it? This dumb little barely-living creature is killing everyone and another big dumb barely-thinking creature is in charge of the world's largest nuclear stockpile.
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advice
6y
The Life Raft: Saving the Sad Redpill Lunatics of the Manosphere - Preface
Sex controls the world. That's not even a controversial opinion. It's been known since the first Cro-Magnon man decided to go out and do something insane in the hopes of impressing a cute little Neanderthal
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politics
6y
Why Are the People Running Things Such Goofy Bastards?
I have the answer. It’s pretty simple really. Because normal people don’t want to deal with the giant sack of cow-shit that is “politics” and “public relations.” Let’s better define our terms: People Running
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comedyopenmic
6y
Trying to Watch the Naked Kate Winslet Scene in Titanic While Your Angry Wife Complains about Her Rough Day Buying a Shirt - Comedy Open Mic Round #32
Ok. She did that thing with her voice where it goes up. That "bet you won't believe the way this story about shirts turns out" tone. That means she's almost done. Maybe like, two, or at most
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money
6y
SteemSteem: Earn Ten Gajillion Moneys With CryptoForkChainBlockBitBot - A Very Actually Serious Entry For Comedy Open Mic Round #32
Every person here on Steem wants to have many a lot Steemits! If you have fewer Steemits and want more Steemits, SteemSteem maybe is definitely the best and good decision for everyone unless you are an
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comedyopenmic
6y
I Don't Wear Hats But if I Did Wear Hats and You Were a Hat I Would Still Kick You in the Stomach - Comedy Open Mic Round 29
I wish the guy who invented hats had perished as a child in The Great Plague, or the Cretaceous-Paleogene Extinction Event, or the big flood thing where the guy in the giant boat with the animal twinsies
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funny
6y
Censored
My aunt saw this and thought it was seditious, so the village censor made me remove it. Feel free to remove your upvote as well. I apologize for any inconvenience.
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comedy
6y
Your Mom is So Hot That I’m Gonna Have Her Screaming When I Give Her the Positive Results From the Clinical Trial of The Body Temperature Regulation Drug I’ve Discovered
Your mom always leaves my office all sweaty and out of breath, because she is part of a group of volunteers taking part in our FDA mandated experimentation which requires daily incremental pulse rate increases
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comedyopenmic
6y
Rice Goes on the Inside of a Sushi Roll You Deranged Lunatic - Comedy Open Mic Round 28
What is this? No, seriously what the hell is this? A Sushi roll? For real? That’s what you’re going with? You’re gonna really try to justify that? Wow. Umm, yes, there certainly is a problem. See, I ordered
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tornado
6y
Hey Tornado, I Want to Punch You in Your Stupid Spinny Face
Hey funnel face. Yeah, I am talking to you. What are you gonna do about it? Rotate me? Knock over my patio furniture? You think you can just come around all whirly-twirly, like some kind of silly little
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trading
6y
Disclaimer: You’re a Dick Because You Use Disclaimers
You only use a disclaimer on your posts because you’re too much of a pansy to straight up make a real prediction, and you know all the idiots will follow what you say anyway. It’s the perfect way to make
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steemit
6y
Reading Trending Posts Will Make You More Stupider
If you need pictures with your content, the children’s bookstore is thataway. We all know that Steem and Steemit and everything associated with it is, in large part, a way to make money. People who just
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money
6y
Luck is the Only Relevant Factor in Making Money Trading Crypto Over the Short Term
Whales got Lucky. It had nothing to do with their “hard work” or their “skills.” There is only one statistically significant explanation for how and why the people who make money trading or “investing”
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ilt-yodith
motivation
6y
You’re Going to Die Pretty Soon So Do The Important Stuff Now
Motivational advice tends to be dripping with positive happy sentiments and feel-good rah-rah which probably works for children and people who have a generally happy disposition all the time anyway. But
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comedyopenmic
7y
Comedy, Open Mic - Comedy Open Mic Round #10
Check. Check one. Sibilance. Sibilance. Nominating: @benleemusic (because the guy is a legitimate rockstar and actually personally interacts with regular people on Steemit and seems to be a genuine nice
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life
7y
Things You Pronounce Weird in Your Head to Help You Remember How to Spell It
“Liss-Ten Pee-Opal to My Chih-Hooah-Hooah Bark.” Those are my weirdest ones. Do you do this or am I putting way too many powdered things up my nose for my brain to function properly? And have you ever
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art
7y
When Your Face Looks Like a Waffle
Expect to be called “Waffle-Face” or “Ugly Idiot” or “Your Parents Didn’t Love You Guy.” A list: Your waffle head makes my face want to throw up and the only thing I’ve eaten all day is a waffle and it
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blog
7y
I Made Out With Bitcoin Last Night
I invited Bitcoin over last night for a little Netflix and Chill (because I thought that it was a bit too presumptuous to invite him over for Hulu and Anal). The problem started when I realized his breath
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food
7y
Jay Riemenschneider Eats Horse all the Time
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