dadjok3oftheday

Guys, lets be real for a second. Theres a lot of shit going on in the world right now. The economy dropped dramatically a few weeks ago putting lots of people in vulnerable positions, and possibly even

So instead I've been using old financial newspapers. The Times are rough... (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

Someone just drove past me in a tractor shouting "The times are nigh!" I think it was farmer geddon. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis in the shower. I said maybe. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

All she said was one word, "Earth"... It meant the world to me. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

When I got there I filled my water glass until it overflowed. "Nervous?" asked the interviewer, "No" I replied, "I always give 110%" (Images & Text: Designed and edited

She was seeing another man who just so happened to be deaf. Looking back, I should have seen the signs. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

...saying someone is trying to kill my calendar. I feel like its days are numbered. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

I was mugged by 6 dwarves the other night... ... not happy. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

...a group of hairdressers waiting for food by the fire? A barbercue. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

The guy who stole my diary just died... ...My thoughts are with his family. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, She gave me a hug. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

... my teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I was dyslexic. The jokes on her, I make ceramic vases and jugs for a living now. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday)

What's the most effective way to give up being a vegan? Cold turkey. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

like a sneeze and is made from leather? A shoe! (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

Who can drink 2 litres of petrol? Jerry can. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

... cut an ocean in two? Use a sea-saw. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

...the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman; terrible surgeon. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

Me and my friends have started a band called Duvet... ...we're a cover band. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!

... I'm not joking, but he is. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!