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Break a leg. Why do we wish people ill when we want them to do good?!?! In theater, there is a superstition that wishing someone "good luck" before performing will actually bring them bad luck

He also likes Slim Jims.

Raise the bar "Raise the bar" is to raise the standards that need to be met. This might be an easy one but maybe someone will find it useful. In track and field, the high jump and pole vault

Sleep Tight! This is a common phrase used when wishing someone a goodnight, but what does it mean? Before we had boxsprings, mattresses were supported by ropes. To insure you had a good night's sleep,

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business. What shape gets beat up the most? A rekt-angle More Dad Jokes:1 2 3

Never look a gift horse in the mouth. By looking in a horses mouth you can see the quality of its teeth, and figure out the general health of the horse. Also you can determine an approximate age. If someone

I hate jokes about German sausage. They're the wurst. How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm not kidding, that Israeli how he does it. More Dad Jokes:1 2

Upper case and lower case letters. We use them daily but don't give a second thought to what it actually means. Back in the early days of the printing press, each letter was individually placed in a frame

If you see someone robbing an apple store, does that make you and iWitness? I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 2 yrs. Idk, it's 2018. I don't have 2020 vision.

You can't have your cake and eat it too? We use this phase and we know when to use it but do we know what it actually means? Once you eat your cake, you no longer have your cake. Eating your cake=ceasing

Me: Knock, knock You: Who's there? Me: Interrupting cow. You: Interrupting Co......... (Me: MOOO!)

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