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Hello Hivers! @baby.magic here, back again with another funny story that will surely put a smile on all yo' faces. So let's get to it. Why fake it? I remember this radio talk show back in college talking

I've been meaning to write this story for some time now but I just couldn't find the time to finish it. If it wasn't for this contest I don't think I would be motivated to finish this at all.

And don't say I didn't warn you.

Who is Satoshi?

But I was smart enough to realize that I'm surrounded by bloodsuckers so I took advantage of my situation.

I just wanna say that comedians are happy people. And they want to channel that positive energy to other people.

I don't know if any of you experience the same thing as I do but I go through the whole process before I start writing. And that's after I decided if I'm gonna write or not.

I for one am guilty of this. My english teacher told me to write a summary and review on a novel, any novel I choose. And she gave me a 1 week deadline.

I try to make my write up as easy to follow as possible by writing it in plain English. 'Coz if you really think about it, if you wanted to share your story or opinion on a certain topic would you really write it in a way that isn't easy to understand

But it was hopeless, Dylan realizing he was nearing his death told Bob his dying wish,..

So catchy titles, I was thinking of a really good one like "How to make a million Hive in 3 days?".That would definitely catch anybody's attention and get me a lot of views. But the problem with that title is I need to back it up 'coz if not, then

While I was watching TV, Mama's cellphone suddenly rang. I thought it might be important so I looked. And I’m not mistaken, it’s important. So I told Mom,

Yes, I usually write in Comedy Open Mic but I thought of changing it up a bit by writing an essay in this community. Are you entertained? I certainly hope so 'coz you're still here.

But this month-long tournament will certainly bring those old names back, I hope. And maybe even attract some new comics to the community.

So continue to work on your craft, always seek to improve your writing and the money will come after.

If a barrio doesn't have one single sari-sari store in it. Then the people living there are not Filipinos.

This is my collection of funny posts for the month of May. Enjoy!

The skin of the sausage looks like its burnt but it's not. I was waiting for it to cook but I got bored of waiting so I light a cigarette and when I went back to check it changed its color to black. But it's not burnt. It's just black. So moving on.

My body was filled with bruises after that. But I didn't care 'coz everytime I think about the way she looked at me that day the pain goes away.