April 1st Announcement: 3Speak.tv has been acquired by Sillicon Valley Tech Giant

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We are thrilled to announce that 3Speak, the decentralised video platform, has been acquired by an undisclosed Silicon Valley-based company. This marks the beginning of an exciting new chapter for our platform, and we are eager to see what the future holds.

Since our launch in 2019, we have been dedicated to providing a space for free speech and expression, hosting controversial content often banned on mainstream social media platforms, such as political commentary, conspiracy theories, and uncensored news reporting. We are proud of the community we have built, and this acquisition presents an incredible opportunity to expand our platform and reach even more people.

The company in question is renowned for its artificial intelligence and data analytics expertise. Their experience in AI will allow us to create an AI powered video viewer and include AI generated bumble bees hidden in each video description.

The companies CEO in their most recent statement "We are excited to have 3Speak join our family line of products. Our vision has always been to progressively decentralize our product line and acquiring a top dog video platform is a natural next step". They go on to state "we will have AI blocks, AI powered-time-locks, you name it and AIs got it!". The tech CEO believes the combination of web3 and AI buzzwords will help significantly boost the market value of the company.

During the acquisition process the question came up of "How can you ensure we have good marketing potential against the likes of Elon Musk and the Board Apes", the Director Of Marketing responded "We have a great relationship with the board ape community. However, for lack of better words, they are far too drunk on the 'yacht party' to be much of a threat. Our AI generated bee project will be quite the catch."

While we understand that some users may be concerned about the future direction of 3Speak under new ownership, we want to reassure you that our commitment to decentralisation and free speech remains unwavering. We believe this acquisition will help us promote and support decentralised technologies, and we are excited to be part of a larger organisation that, in reality, does not shares our values. It's been a wild ride bouncing out to web3 land only to be tugged back to web2. Ah finally, more money.

We want to thank our community for its support over the past few years. It has been an honour to provide a platform for creators to share their content freely and without censorship, and we are excited about the potential for 3Speak to continue to grow and thrive under new ownership.


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Disclaimer: This is an April fools joke and is completely FAKE. We have NOT been acquired

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