Worse than Killer Tomatoes.
Pocahontas warned us.
There will be days like this.
Momma said.
Cowboys & Indians.
Romeo & Juliet.
Revenge of the the Sith.
Revenge of the Nerds.
And, Revenge of the Gobblers.
Turkey Story
Edits, corrections, titles, notes, updates, in bold.
Punctuation is added. Written around 1995 apx.
By Joey Arnold
Rambo Turkey Story
A long long Big (smart) Turkey plan (plans) for meal
(Thanksgiving) every year.
At this time, the Indians party (partied).
The Indians cried,
"Oh, hellow (hello), Dead Turkey."
Gold Rush & Subway's Big Foot
Until the Boat (or boats) came over, exsited
(excited) for the gold (rush).
Big Foot ran
(not Subway; the other Foot Longer).
Once Upon a Time
And Pocahontas was happy to meet John Smith.
(Biracial Romeo & Juliet)
Mandy Moore | Cry
The pilgrim (pilgrims) were crying.
The Indian (Indians) were dieing (dying).
Contest Time
Pocahontas ran away singing,
"Ho ho. What a silly good time. Maybe now, I should have a tree contest."
Banana Pocahontas
She got ready with Monkey,
Eating Bunana (banana) very crazy (crazily).
Very crazy to do this great stun (stunt).
Sleepy Beauty | Snow White
She soon fell down and died (Banana Poison?).
This is the story you will never here (hear).
The Engine That Could
This time, Turkey was prepare.
(prepared. Like the Matrix, again)
Star Fox | Snake | Silly Little Woman
Somewhere, there was Fox
That just got drowned.
(What does the Star Fox say?
Never mind, that Star Ship has sailed into the stars)
Grumpy Old Men
The pilgrim (pilgrims) were upseted (upset).
The Indians blame (blamed) their religion.
Dogma
(Wait, which religion, that of the Pilgrims, Indians, or the Turkeys?)
(Speaking of dogs, all Turkeys go to Heaven)
Together
But soon forgot and got togethere.
(together or to get here)
Brave Heart War
They went to kill the Turkey (Mr. Turkey), 50 dead.
Still, Turkey remain (remained); they try (tried) again (and again, many times).
Catch Me if You Can
They couldn't catch it (The Turkey).
They drove. They (The Indians) couldn't sike it (strike it).
Guns
They (The Pilgrims) got their guns.
And big bloody knife (knives).
They went back in.
80 dead; and they finaly (finally) kill it (killed the Turkey, together, The Indians & The Cowboys, I mean Pilgrims).
They put it on the table (The First Thanksgiving).
And the table broke (The Fat Turkey broke the table).
They were exsited (excited).
Star Trek
They weren't bord (bored or the Borg).
Don't forget,
John Smith died becuase (because) of Pocahontas.
When All (everybody) drove for there (their)
Knife (knives), the Turkey awake (awoke) and open his mouth, saying,
Friday The 13th
This is gone a (gonna) be the day
I eat you up" (Turning Turkey Day into Human Day for Turkeys Everywhere).
The End.
Revenge of Thanksgiving
By Joey Arnold
Oatmeal Joey Arnold
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Turkey Story | With Pictures
A long long Big (smart) Turkey plan (plans) for meal (Thanksgiving) every year.
At this time, the Indians party (partied).
The Indians were insane.
The Indians cried, "Oh, hellow (hello), Dead Turkey."
Until the Boat (or boats) came over, exsited (excited) for the gold (gold rush).
Big Foot ran (not Subway; the other Foot Longer).
And Pocahontas was happy to meet John Smith.
(Biracial Romeo & Juliet)
The pilgrim (pilgrims) were crying.
The Indian (Indians) were dieing (dying).
Pocahontas ran away singing,
"Ho ho. What a silly good time. Maybe now, I should have a tree contest."
She got ready with Monkey, eating Bunana (banana) very crazy (crazily).
Very crazy to do this great stun (stunt).
She soon fell down and died (Banana Poison?).
This is the story you will never here (hear).
This time, Turkey was prepare.
(prepared. Like the Matrix, again)
Somewhere, there was Fox that just got drowned.
(What does the Star Fox say? never mind, that Star Ship has sailed into the stars)
The pilgrim (pilgrims) were upseted (upset).
The Indians blame (blamed) their religion.
(Wait, which religion, that of the Pilgrims, Indians, or the Turkeys?)
(Speaking of dogs, all Turkeys go to Heaven)
But soon forgot and got togethere.
They went to kill the Turkey (Mr. Turkey), 50 dead.
Still, Turkey remain (remained); they try (tried) again (and again, many times).
They couldn't catch it (The Turkey).
They drove. They (The Indians) couldn't sike it (strike it).
They (The Pilgrims) got their guns.
And big bloody knife (knives).
They went back in.
80 dead; and they finaly (finally) kill it (killed the Turkey, together, The Indians & The Cowboys, I mean Pilgrims).
They put it on the table (The First Thanksgiving).
And the table broke (The Fat Turkey broke the table).
They were exsited (excited).
They weren't bord (bored or the Borg).
Don't forget
John Smith died becuase (because) of Pocahontas.
When All (everybody) drove for there (their)
Knife (knives), the Turkey awake (awoke) and open his mouth, saying,
This is gone a (gonna) be the day
I eat you up" (Turning Turkey Day into Human Day for Turkeys Everywhere).
The End.
