Dervish at the door

A dervish knocked at a house to ask for a piece of dry bread, or moist, it didn't matter.

"This is not a bakery," said the owner.

"Might you have a bit of gristle then?"

"Does this look like a butcher shop?"

"A little flour?"

"Do you hear a grinding stone?"

"Some water?"

"This is not a well."

Whatever the dervish asked for, the owner made some tired joke and refused to give him anything.

Finally the dervish ran in the house, lifted this robe, and squatted as though to take a shit.

"Hey, hey!"

"Quiet, you sad man. A deserted place is a fine spot to relieve oneself, and since there's no living thing here, or means of living, it needs fertilizing."

The dervish began his own list of questions and answers.

"What kind of bird are you? Not a falcon, trained for the royal hand. Not a peacock, painted with everyone's eyes. Not a parrot, that talks for sugar cubes. Not a nightingale, that sings like someone in love.

Not a hoopoe bringing messages to Soloman, or a stork that builds on a cliffside.

What exactly do you do? You are no known species. You haggle and make jokes to keep what you own for yourself.

You have forgotten the One who doesn't care about ownership, who doesn't try to turn a profit from every human exchange."

If you like this you should really check out the book from Coleman Barks ( The Essential Rumi) who has done a wonderful job translating the works of Rumi.