Prosperity Post #48

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Chapter 7 starts with its own recap of Chapter 6:

Genesis 7:1-5:
1 And the LORD said unto Noah, Come thou and all thy house into the ark; for thee have I seen righteous before me in this generation.
2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.
3 Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.

And Noah said, “Wait, you told me two of everything. And WTF is a “clean” beast? Have you seen that third floor? ‘Cause you know what they’re down there. The only clean animals are the birds. You can hear them up in the rafters chirping and laughing.”
The Jesus continued,...

4 For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.
5 And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

Because he suddenly realized, he was working for the first Bond villain.

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