Now then, before anyone offers to bitch-slap my gormie arse back to reality I want to make some things clear...
I fucking hate Fakebook, it sucks balls. And I know about how the CIA originally set up the “Lifelog” project in order to gather and record everyone's entire life. But then had a better idea so they cancelled it and started “Facebook” a week later, where people happily supply their life details, no gathering required.
But yesterday I found myself in a reasonably large meeting of like minds. And was surprised that some of them said things to me like “I really like your Facebook posts”
They didn’t say they liked my Gab posts, or my Hive posts, or my Proof Of Brain posts, or my Bastyon posts, nor either of my Wordpress blogs...
No, the only shit I’m posting online that they see is the crap I post on Fakebook for fucks sake. I honestly didn’t realise anyone saw my posts on FB, they barely get any response. Turns out many of these people are at risk of losing their jobs, and are also at war with their friends and family, so they never publicly like, share, or comment on anything incriminating on the book of fake.
I have three FB accounts because they keep getting suspended, and I’d prefer to use either of my alt accounts, but the only one they know about is the one using my real name. I know the NZ communist party is keeping an eye on my blogs, they have already warned me to behave myself, so it’s too late for me to play safe. So I’d might as well post on Fakebook too if that is what everyone is looking at.
Soon Fakebook will become “Meta” - the new virtual reality mind control zone. Some people in the know have warned “unless you have military grade resistance to mind control, do not use Meta” I’m pretty resistant, but not military grade, so in the same way that I never popped acid when everyone I knew was into it, because I had a bad feeling about my capacity to cope with it, I won’t even try Meta. So my Fakebook days are probably very numbered.
But for now, Fakebook is the place to be, so I’ll keep posting crap on there if it helps the cause.