I screwed Carol Moskowitz in college at NIU. She is the daughter of Minnow Moskowitz, a a friend of Woody Allen's who did a bit, but sub-par performance in the movie "Take the Money and Run." If you follow the "Who Slept with Whom" theme here on Facebook, and if she ever screwed Allen, you'll discover that I slept with not only Jane Fonda but also Sigmund Freud. It's a small world after all the napkins are disposed.