I Just Don't See What The Big Deal Is

I woke up this morning, and discovered a rather interesting contest on Steemit, put out by @artwatch. The idea: Show the world photographs of your nipple(s).

Original @artwatch Post:[Shirtless Contest]

My first thought when I discovered this contest, was, "well, they're not all THAT exciting, but if the world really WANTS to see my nipples, why NOT?" I never really thought that much about it, but I'm not particularly SHY about my nipples.

After all, I've had them for quite a while. And they come in quite handy now and then. Say, on a Saturday night. All that torquing and twisting and getting the male and female parts to line up and fit 'just right' in the end. It IS very very satisfying. And feels really good.

Why NOT put my nipples out there, for the entire world to see. I'm actually rather proud of mine, now that I think about it.

Extra Contest Credit?

In pondering this contest, I thought to myself, "you know, if the world wants to see my nipples so badly, maybe I'd have an even BETTER chance of winning, if I included a picture of my balls". After all, I think they're pretty nice too, and maybe the additional photo of them would- 'push me over the edge' in the competition. I even cleaned them up nicely, since they CAN get a bit...gnarly...from just sitting around.

So, without further ado, a photo of my Nipples (and Balls):

Aren't These Some Real Beauties?

My Two Brass Balls - I Think They're QUITE Lovely

I thought I would add another photo here, to help those who find the word "BALLS" a bit too coarse and suggestive. After all, we should try to reach out to ALL corners of our Internet audience, when the thought of language and word-choice come into play. Language can be a very powerful tool in both a positive and negative direction in conversation and communication.

My Brass Nuts

Proof These Really ARE My Nipples (Such Scrutiny)

An Added-Special Bonus

I sometimes like to add a few extra, 'behind the scenes' photos to my posts. Just so people can see what is involved in putting together such a fine project as this one. In this particular case, the all-important steps regarding cleaning up my Nipples and Balls for public show.

Buffing My Balls-Just For You

As you can see in the photo below, I am totally fine with putting my nipples out on public display. Even in my home town.

A Bunch Of Nipples - Involved In Some 'Heavy Action'

Thanks for stopping in and viewing photos of my precious Nipples, Balls and Nuts. If you have any thoughts about these parts of human or otherwise anatomy, what it means to have brass balls, nipples or nuts at home, photo contests in general-or that include body parts OR plumbing accessories, or anything else this post reminds you of, please feel free to comment away in the spaces below. I'd love to hear from you.

TITLE: "@artwatch you're drunk! Go home, but before you do....!!flash!!" ~ My Entry To The Contest: Photos Of My Delightful Nipples ~ Original Photography and Original Discussion About Nipples (and Otherparts) ~