1. The time she threatened to fire her staff over their shoes.

Staff at her now-closed resort in Mykonos, Greece caught Lindsay's ire when they posted a picture on Instagram.

Why? Uh, their shoes didn't match. And that was a fireable offense in Lindsay land.

2. That time she needed stickers.

Lindsay used to tweet and delete like nobody's business.

Which is upsetting, because I would very much like to make her tweets my business. She didn't even tag Chanel in the tweet. Girl, you gotta hustle harder than that!

3. That time she commented on Miley's selfie.

Honestly? This level of confidence is a whole mood.

Anyway, "girls like us" is an interesting phrase. I know she clearly means "hot girls," but now I want to see, like, The Rock try that look out. Thoughts?

4. That time she hated Ariana's makeup.

5. That time SHE was confused.

I feel like they both have points here. Kim was being incredibly offensive by wearing cornrows, aka culturally appropriating yet again. I don't know if Lindsay knew that, but something clearly threw her off.

On the other, less offensive hand...what was up with that accent Lindsay was doing for a while?!

6. That time she just changed her accent on camera.

Speaking of Lindsay's constantly changing accent...

I don't know if she expected us not to notice, but we absolutely did. She attributes it to acclimating to the places she's lived.

Okay!

7. That time she needed to calm down.

Taylor Swift's album announcement live stream got hijacked by Lindsay Lohan posting a series of random comments