THE FLYING PIG
-The water was highly toxic.
-I'm sorry, but would you mind explaining it again?
-The water killed the whole village, made the pig float.
-The water made the pig float?
-How could contaminated water produce such an unusual effect?
-It was saturated with hydrogen atoms, permeated the pig's tissue, resulted in limited levitation, like a meat balloon.
-"Meat balloon"?
-Meat balloon.
- It just seems so incredible.
- Remind me...Are you a scientist?
-No.
-Well, then shut up.
