A man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect,…
They got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,…
And asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds?
M: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
M: It made of concrete.
L: I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
M: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
M: All my relations still in Poland.
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
M: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
M: No, I always up before her.
L: Is your wife a nagger?
M: No, she white.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
M: She going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
M: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
M: She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say: “Polish Remover
