Does your wife think she can spend money without asking because your love making is shared in cum?
Q: How do you make less income?
A: Quite one of your jobs and stand in cum?
Q: How do you make fun of teachers income?
A: Point and laugh while they are standing in cum.
Q: Your secretary asks you when she's getting a raise and how much? What do you tell her?
A: If I came on your face you would know more in cum.
Q: How do you trick a masseuse into thinking she got paid more?
A: Message her in cum, maybe?
Q: How do you tell a def lady her panties work for you?
A: Throw her panties in cum.
Q: Why did the cop think the murder victim had a job?
A: Because he found her in cum when he arrived.
Q: How do you make a woman worth less?
A: Drop her in cum?
Q: A drunk prostitute passes out while eating your pussy. What do you call it?
A: Wasted in cum.
Q: As a prostitute, you fuck a blind old lady so good she regains her vision during the orgasm. She's 'extremely' grateful. What do you put on the bill to make her feel like she got a good deal?
A: Item: Eyes fixed in cum.
Q: What do two hookers list in the bill for ejaculating on both of their faces?
A: Extra in cum.
Q: What do you call a hooker's fake titties after you paid to cum on them?
A: Modified in cum.
Q: What do you call a tampon that falls out of a hooker's pussy after cumming in her?
A: Bloody in cum.
Q: Sending money you owe the IRS stuffed inside of a used condom is called what?
A: In cum tax.
Q: A male prostitute offers you a discount to tongue the cum from between his cheeks that you left there. What is the discount named on the bill?
A: Dipped in cum.
Q: An Asian women pays a male prostitute with a big nose to let her ride his face. How would she describe her orgasm?
A: He knows in cum.
Q: What do police call the money they find in the pussies of dead hookers?
A: Unreported in cum.
Q: A guy with a glass eye loses it in a hooker's pussy while she was sitting on his face. She tells him there's an extra charge to find it. What does she name the fee on the bill?
A: Item: eyes in cum.
Q: A woman fills a hot tub with bull semen every year and advertises on the internet "Feel charged and soaked in FREE bull semen". She makes 1.5 million and only works one day a year. What is the name of her business?
A: An you all in cum.
Q: An accountant busted a nut in a male prostitutes ass. Upon pullout he sees a white slime coated nugget wedged between his cheeks. What might he think about as he paid him?
A: Gross in cum.
Q: Bruce Lee goes weekly to a special place to build strength. He eats the pussies of large obese women there hanging from a rope and pulley as he holds them up. Bruce was getting into the new one this week because she was extra large, so large he lost his grip. The obese lady came down over his head damaging her vagina as his head was swallowed by her pussy. He apologizes saying he'll pay extra and wants to see her again next week. What did the fat lady name the extra charge on the bill.
A: Weak Lee in cum.
Q: A man having trouble with fertility answers an ad stating "Counseling: The maximized fertile load during orgasm". He's at the appointment sitting in a chair, his balls hanging through what resembles a toilet seat with his wrists strapped to the arm rests. A lady in a hood dressed in tight leather comes in and stuffs a ball in his mouth. She slides a nicely lubed mechanical pussy attached to the end of a hose on his now rock hard cock. As the lubed pussy sensuously moves on him and pleasure builds up, he feels cold metal closing in from the outside of each of his nuts. Shocks from the cold was a nice touch as he began to climax. The cold metals closed in as fast as he came crushing his balls in unbearable vomit ending testicle pain. He fully nutted into the mechanical pussy on the hose and passes out. He awoke untied laying on a bench to water being splashed in his face. The woman hands him a large jar of his cum and a bill. What did the bill have on it as the service?
A: In cum add vice.