Been off for a while so have only just seen your reply.
How much can I fit
into a haiku format
oh no I'm out of
I would leave the paramilitary plantations now.
I have heard of a place where shrews whittle turnips into tiny hats, mayhaps this could inspire.
Far better than burning and murderous grenades.
Mwah x
RE: The Trouble With Being Kind of a Jerk Who Has to Sit Alone at Lunch