I'm going to let you guys in on my most elite marketing approach. Remember when Billy Mays died and then soon after they rolled out Phil Swift to do infomercials and he was a heavyset guy with Khakis on?
I say we roll out "Jimmy Sandfield" who will be nerd from Florida who does Livestreams sometimes with a shirt on sometimes without. He will push traffic, educate, and on board a new army of crypto gamers, bloggers, and investors.
This will get the entire crypto community talking about HIVE. The ICP community will especially be like WTF???? ∞
If anyone acts like our character is similar to another character we will act like we don't know what they are talking about.
Jimmy will be racially ambiguous and question his sexuality periodically so he will be a DEI hire and mirror 95% of the hiring in the United States the last 4 years. 🇺🇸🦅 Homos for Harris sign in the background on Livestream and a Mark Cuban shrine in a spare bedroom but then Votes for Trump because Mark ignored him on X.
The best time to roll out Jimmy is NOW!!!!
The only way we get respect in the cryptoverse is to Meme harder than anyone before us!
Then when everyone is like WTF....is this blockchain trolling us?!?!? It will be like the US Election but worse!!!!
We then put on the finishing move and roll out Cray Grants who is originally from Jamaica and keeps the flow.
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He will get his supercar stolen in a dramatic business deal gone wrong. He/They/Xi will also get kidnapped by an OnlyFans subscriber after slipping into Gary Ginsler's DMs.
All pitching HIVE and the various apps and games within the ecosystem. Meme tokens will miraculously appear the minute these characters are unveiled to the world on Solana to harvest funds to perpetuate the campaign driving more and more traffic to HIVE!!!! No roadmap, it's a meme. Keeps the show going.
Recruitment, Content, Education, Games, HIVE, HIVE, HIVE!!!
Are we going to miss this blow off top in 2025? Some of us have been here for 8 years and I'm going to war and I will not keep it civil. FUCK that!