JAVA JAGUAR (a webcomic)

by Matt S. Law (a webcomic creator)

It's all basic genetics really. Magic-Userness is not a dominant or recessive gene. It is a double-negative gene. So if two parents are magical, the offspring are non-magical. Maybe Merlin of the Tower could elaborate on that subject for the rest of us muggles.

What's a poor half-jaguar, half-vampire, half-rakshasa to do?

Also... this might be the most important and vital use of Chat GPT ever in recorded history:

"write a humorous song. Just about 4 verses. About a cub named Lucian who is a poor half-jaguar, half-vampire, half-rakshasa who has none of the powers of his vampire and rakshasa parents."

"Lucian the Powerless Cub"

(A Humorous Song)

Verse 1:
Lucian the cub was a funny little guy,
With a jaguar's spots and a rakshasa's eye,
But when it came to powers, oh, what a shame,
He couldn't even grow fangs or breathe a little flame!

QuoteChorus:
Oh, Lucian, Lucian, what’s a cub to do?
No vampire bite, no rakshasa view,
Just a clumsy kitty with a lot of pride,
But all he really wanted was a power inside!

QuoteVerse 2:
He tried to hypnotize, but the mice just laughed,
He tried to phase through walls, got stuck in the shaft,
His parents said, “Son, you’re one of a kind!”
But Lucian just groaned, “I’m lagging behind!”

Quote(Chorus)

QuoteVerse 3:
He tried to grow claws, but they wouldn’t stay,
Tried a vampire’s charm, but they ran away,
He wished on the moon for a little dark might,
But all he got back was a mosquito bite!

Quote(Chorus)

QuoteVerse 4:
But then one day, while feeling quite blue,
He realized there was something he could do,
He made all the creatures laugh till they cried,
Turns out Lucian’s power was his wit and his stride!

QuoteFinal Chorus:
Oh, Lucian, Lucian, you found what’s true,
No vampire bite, no rakshasa view,
But with humor and heart, you stand tall and wide,
The funniest cub with a power inside!

Boilerplate:
JAVA JAGUAR is a webcomic based on the true story of a talking jaguar cub found in a coffee shop. Yes, I said based on the true story. Java Jaguar is produced by the nomadic cartoonist, Matt S. Law, on his mobile art studio consisting of Clip Studio Paint Pro on a Microsoft Surface Pro 7+.

To read Java Jaguar from the beginning, start HERE.

Created in Clip Studio Paint Pro on a Surface Pro 4. Here is the time lapse video:

https://rumble.com/v5cdbt0-java-jaguar-371.html?mref=18dagn&mc=d3obe