Time for some fresh new faces on the witnesses list, ones who have a uniquely fresh take and I think I should be that face. How fresh are my takes? So fresh, I haven't even come up with them yet.
I know that I lack experience, but whatever it is that I lack in experience I will make up for with my inexperience.
Answering The Questionaire
About five years ago, thecryptofiend created a questionnaire that I will answer now to prove why you should vote for me.
A) Technical Questions
1 In a few sentences or less please explain the role of a witness in the ecosystem as you understand it.
I don't understand it at all. But, I believe we have enough people who do.
2 What are the most important qualities for a witness to have?
Great sense of dressing, drinks Dr. Pepper and brushes teeth 4 times a day
3 How do you fulfil those qualities?
I drink a lot of Dr. Pepper. Enough to cover for the absence of the other qualities.
4 Is there anything beyond this that you feel makes you a better witness candidate than the average person?
Yes! One time I made pizza and it didn't fully burn.
5 What kind of hardware setup are you using and is it your own local hardware or rented?
Mine, a used laptop that cost me 75$
6 What if any contingencies do you have in case of an emergency or server failure?
My contingencies are divided into 5 different steps
- Freak out
- Ask someone for a solution
- Cry in the shower
- Pray to every God available
- Drink Dr. Pepper
7 Do you think the current compensation for a witness is fair? If not what do you think would be fair compensation?
I think the current one is fair if not too much. However, I have an open mind and I am willing to say that they deserve way more in case I get voted in.
8 What percentage (or fixed amount) of witness earnings should be kept and what percent invested back into the platform?
Currently: All of it should be spent.
If I get voted: They should all be kept.
9 How do you intend to use your witness earnings?
Buying Dr. Pepper
B) Current Witness Questions
1 What challenges or problems have you faced in your role as witness?
That's where I could say I am honestly better than everyone. I could honestly say that I haven't had any problems or challenges as a witness.
2 What other types of decisions do you think as a witness you should be involved in voting on?
Whether we should locate and murder the person with the gangstalking account.
3 Are there any changes to the witness/mining system or structure that you feel would improve the system?
Yes, adding me to it.
C) Community Questions
1 What do you think makes the platform special and worth supporting?
Me becoming a witness.
2 How much do you use Hive on average per week?
Every day, except the days when I am not on.
3 What is your favourite type of post?
A utility post
4 Do you have a specific favourite post you would like to mention or link to? (Feel free to give a shout out to the author)
Those posts where the author messes up and it just says "Error". There's a reason they're so popular. There's simple and straight to the point.
5 What kind of posts do you dislike?
Whatever post that doesn't just say "Error".
6 How do you feel about the Hive governance structure?
Great, in fact, it needs to be a little worse. And that is why I am running.
7 How would you improve Hive?
Mandating 1 Dr. Pepper per post/comment. The author would be required to include a new and unique picture of themselves drinking Dr. Pepper. The uniqueness would be proven through a program that would cost 80% of Hive income for the next 3 years.
D) Personal Questions
1 How did you get into cryptocurrencies?
Using my laptop.
2 What hobbies or interests do you have outside of Hive and cryptocurrencies?
Biting my nails while looking at the price of Hive and cryptocurrencies.
3 What is your favourite movie genre?
BDSM
4 What is your favourite movie or movies?
The Human Centipede (Complete Sequence)
5 What is your favourite musical genre?
Country rap
6 What are your favorite bands/albums?
Favorite albums: My family photos album
Favorite bands: Rubber
7 What is your favourite book (fiction or non-fiction) and do you have a favourite author?
The Building Building Manual - IKEA. The book helped me find a place to sleep.
8 What is your favourite TV show?
NBC Nightly News
9 Which is your favourite Star Wars movie from the original trilogy?
The behind the scenes of the second one.
10 Margarine or butter?
I really like spreading, so both.
11 The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
Unlike Sisyphus, I like Rolling Stones
12 Have you ever tried Marmite?
No, but I Marmite do it in the future.
13 Are there any weird facts that you would like to share with everyone?
Yes. Do you know the Rwandan genocide? Let's just say I know more about it than the average person.
14 Is there anything else that you would like other people to know about you?
Yes, I have once read a book about the Rwandan genocide.
My Final Message
I hope that by answering the questionnaire I have given you all 100% confirmation of why you should vote me for me, or at least 99.99%. All I am saying is that idiots deserve a representation, a representation that would stand tall and loudly say "I am sorry, can you explain that again"
How Can You Vote For Me?
I have no clue. I didn't even know there was a witness voting until last night. But, I have faith in you.
“Hard times create strong men and good times create weak men.
My aim is to create the strongest men. Vote for me for a better future.