Vote @AmirTheAwesome1 For Hive Witness! Answering All The Important Questions

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Time for some fresh new faces on the witnesses list, ones who have a uniquely fresh take and I think I should be that face. How fresh are my takes? So fresh, I haven't even come up with them yet.

I know that I lack experience, but whatever it is that I lack in experience I will make up for with my inexperience.

Answering The Questionaire

About five years ago, thecryptofiend created a questionnaire that I will answer now to prove why you should vote for me.

A) Technical Questions

1 In a few sentences or less please explain the role of a witness in the ecosystem as you understand it.

I don't understand it at all. But, I believe we have enough people who do.

2 What are the most important qualities for a witness to have?

Great sense of dressing, drinks Dr. Pepper and brushes teeth 4 times a day

3 How do you fulfil those qualities?

I drink a lot of Dr. Pepper. Enough to cover for the absence of the other qualities.

4 Is there anything beyond this that you feel makes you a better witness candidate than the average person?

Yes! One time I made pizza and it didn't fully burn.

5 What kind of hardware setup are you using and is it your own local hardware or rented?

Mine, a used laptop that cost me 75$

6 What if any contingencies do you have in case of an emergency or server failure?

My contingencies are divided into 5 different steps

  • Freak out
  • Ask someone for a solution
  • Cry in the shower
  • Pray to every God available
  • Drink Dr. Pepper

7 Do you think the current compensation for a witness is fair? If not what do you think would be fair compensation?

I think the current one is fair if not too much. However, I have an open mind and I am willing to say that they deserve way more in case I get voted in.

8 What percentage (or fixed amount) of witness earnings should be kept and what percent invested back into the platform?

Currently: All of it should be spent.

If I get voted: They should all be kept.

9 How do you intend to use your witness earnings?

Buying Dr. Pepper

B) Current Witness Questions

1 What challenges or problems have you faced in your role as witness?

That's where I could say I am honestly better than everyone. I could honestly say that I haven't had any problems or challenges as a witness.

2 What other types of decisions do you think as a witness you should be involved in voting on?

Whether we should locate and murder the person with the gangstalking account.

3 Are there any changes to the witness/mining system or structure that you feel would improve the system?

Yes, adding me to it.

C) Community Questions

1 What do you think makes the platform special and worth supporting?

Me becoming a witness.

2 How much do you use Hive on average per week?

Every day, except the days when I am not on.

3 What is your favourite type of post?

A utility post

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4 Do you have a specific favourite post you would like to mention or link to? (Feel free to give a shout out to the author)

Those posts where the author messes up and it just says "Error". There's a reason they're so popular. There's simple and straight to the point.

5 What kind of posts do you dislike?

Whatever post that doesn't just say "Error".

6 How do you feel about the Hive governance structure?

Great, in fact, it needs to be a little worse. And that is why I am running.

7 How would you improve Hive?

Mandating 1 Dr. Pepper per post/comment. The author would be required to include a new and unique picture of themselves drinking Dr. Pepper. The uniqueness would be proven through a program that would cost 80% of Hive income for the next 3 years.

D) Personal Questions

1 How did you get into cryptocurrencies?

Using my laptop.

2 What hobbies or interests do you have outside of Hive and cryptocurrencies?

Biting my nails while looking at the price of Hive and cryptocurrencies.

3 What is your favourite movie genre?

BDSM

4 What is your favourite movie or movies?

The Human Centipede (Complete Sequence)

5 What is your favourite musical genre?

Country rap

6 What are your favorite bands/albums?

Favorite albums: My family photos album

Favorite bands: Rubber

7 What is your favourite book (fiction or non-fiction) and do you have a favourite author?

The Building Building Manual - IKEA. The book helped me find a place to sleep.

8 What is your favourite TV show?

NBC Nightly News

9 Which is your favourite Star Wars movie from the original trilogy?

The behind the scenes of the second one.

10 Margarine or butter?

I really like spreading, so both.

11 The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?

Unlike Sisyphus, I like Rolling Stones

12 Have you ever tried Marmite?

No, but I Marmite do it in the future.

13 Are there any weird facts that you would like to share with everyone?

Yes. Do you know the Rwandan genocide? Let's just say I know more about it than the average person.

14 Is there anything else that you would like other people to know about you?

Yes, I have once read a book about the Rwandan genocide.

My Final Message

I hope that by answering the questionnaire I have given you all 100% confirmation of why you should vote me for me, or at least 99.99%. All I am saying is that idiots deserve a representation, a representation that would stand tall and loudly say "I am sorry, can you explain that again"

How Can You Vote For Me?

I have no clue. I didn't even know there was a witness voting until last night. But, I have faith in you.

“Hard times create strong men and good times create weak men.

My aim is to create the strongest men. Vote for me for a better future.

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