Catosaurus: The Truth Revealed About Feline Dinosaurs

Never heard about catosaurs before? They were a feline dinosaur species several million years ago. They used to roar the earth one meow at a time! Catosaurs were as big as T-Rex, actually T-Rex were afraid of the big feline cause cats can be very MOFO when they feel like it! Whenever another creature heard them purr they run away, that was their hunting sound back in the day. Ratousaurus and pigeonsaurus hide every time a catosaurus approached, we all know how much cats love to catch rats and pigeons!


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Life... well, in this case the universe... was a bitch and sent a huge asteroid cause bitches like to destroy everything in their paths! In a matter of seconds all dinosaurs were gone including the huge feline. All the glory of their fluffy fur disappeared from the universe but just because cats like to do as they please their DNA find the way to survived and we have their descendants with us today, take that universe!


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Forwarding a few million years and looking at cats we feel thankful the universe throw a fiery rock this way. Imagine the planet full of humongous cats. Fluffy, hairy, purring cats. Some of you will say "Aaaawwww! That would be so cool!"... but noooope! Having a cat bigger than a building is not pretty at all. If you don't believe me then make a time machine and ask the neanderthals! Never asked yourself why neanderthals ceased to exist? Well, catosaurs sit on their laps, that's why! Poor neanderthals ended up flat as a pancake thanks to dinosaur cats! So next time you wish catosaurs were still alive, think you will die looking flat like a pancake! And don't make me even start talking about how awful cleaning their litter box should be!

The drawing was made in Autodesk Sketchbook, no catosaurs were harm in the making of the gif. There were probably doggosaurs too back in those days but who knows!

A FOOTER GOES HERE. MAYBE I'LL MAKE ONE BEFORE THE NEXT ASTEROID COMES...

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