Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where unfortunately I cannot give you ANY good news.. well wait, I'm not out of weed so there's that... but everything else has lined up to penetrate my rectum..
Normally such instances are reserved for Monday. After all everybody hates Monday.. but the thing is... it's only 7am.. Monday isn't even here yet and already my rectum is 8 miles wide..
Enjoy your day y'all.. I'm gonna nurse my sore anus for a bit.. I'll be back tomorrow. Talking shit no doubt..
Peace