Meet Dilan The Plumber - A Cool Guy with a Shitty Job

Dilan Blake

Plumber

ID: 5934

Rarity: 223


It wasn't like Dilan wanted to make a statement... He wasn't entirely "not sexist" yet, but tried hard to be a feminist. Let's say that the guy still considered himself a 'He-Man', having grown up in the 1980s. He also needed more time to wrap his head around people referring to themselves with 'they' or 'them', especially if they were single or alone. He had to suppress the urge here to look for - or joke about - a clone ( or two ) or at least a twin.

Dilan was a friendly fellow though.

And - as he was wearing his rainbow colored ski goggles 24/7 ( or at least whenever he ventured out ) - people tended to think that he was an open minded, fun-loving ( non ) criminal.

They saw Dilan as a plumber that you would love to have as a friend. Especially, if your toilet clogged up regularly, due to being full of shit or using too much toilet paper ( the latter being a direct effect of the T.P. hoarding that has taken place since early 2020 ).

It was fair to say that this handy man - or should I say 'dude' - was one of the most colorful and trendy plumbers in the area. Possibly even in the country.

Aside from his eye-catching and eye-covering goggles, he always wore a colorful hat and made sure to never leave the house without donning some shiny fashionable sneakers.

Many people wondered what the world would look like, seen through Dilan's rainbow colored goggles. But, as they were the only pair available and he never took them off ( in company ), people could only fantasize about being in his shoes and behind his goggles.

My guess is that these kind of glasses would make any kind of job - even a shitty one - enjoyable and that they would make our lives a lot less depressing.

Let's be honest, colors make a huge difference. Add a rainbow to this and a pot of gold is never far off.

Dilan gets it.


Dilan The Plumber isn't FOR SALE, but he can be hired and prefers to be paid per hour ( in Hive ). Whenever you have a toilet to unclog, or a sink so dirty that even a 2 Liter bottle of Coca Cola doesn't make any difference, you know who to call...

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