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Emilio Cox is well known around his village as the Viagra plug. This man can get anybody hard and is the solution to dysfunction. His 69 member tribe worships a sex goddess so he is open about his sales. Cox was never known to take the medicine himself. This is a man about business, one who chooses to get paid over getting laid. Emilio went off the rails eventually, as does any d-pill-slanga.
Emilio Cox fell prey to his own product and tried his special sexual supplement. After about an hour of playing with sand in his hut, his meat hammer started throbbing. The only thing that remained in his domain was young house cat Beigdik. Lio had a raging boner and his cat wouldn't leave him alone. Luckily, ID: 9538 fainted as he was removing his straw skirt. He had taken an overly large dose of meds and endured several heart attacks due to a preexisting condition. The day after he had his open-heart surgery, he reimagined the potential of his essence of turgescence. Cox was infinitely motivated to continue slanging that blue diamond special to every living tribesman 7 inches and up.
Emilio Cox
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