"New year, new me. Hashtag 2018 Vibes! "

May the bullshit of 2017 nourish the soil of 2018,
God, even though some of it was so freaking mean.

Don't carry the past with you, just leave it behind,
So peace out 2017 if you really don't mind.

It's a new year, a new month, a new week.
You can do anything, be anything, become anything you seek.

Happiness isn't something you postpone for "someday,"
"You've gotta make the life you want," that's what I always say.

Live the life you love, and love the life you live,
Don't let anyone steal your sunshine, that's not something you give.

A positive attitude leads to positive things,
Always trust in the magic of the new beginnings.

New year, new me. It's 2018,
Ditching all of my fake friends, yeah those bitches are mean.

Here's to never letting anyone dull your sparkle or shine,
That's right ladies, raise those glasses of wine!

Stronger than before and ready for anything
I'm, like, so everlasting, an infinity ring.

Healthier and happier, I'm gonna kick ass,
90% motivation, and 10% sass.

If your dreams don't scare you, they aren't big enough
Everything happens for a reason, and all of that stuff.

With a little bit of work and (maybe) some sweat,
2018 will be my best year yet.

Inspiration for this poem courtesy of every basic white girl on Instagram since midnight. Hope you got a good laugh!