Drunk post

I'm still drunk from last night.

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And when I'm drunk I sometimes get these uncontrollable urges.
Urges to go out and do something crazy.
Urges that grab a hold of you and fill you with an insatiable desire that can rarely be quenched.

My urge for today is to buy a microwave.
Mainly so I can warm up the kebab I've just found in my fridge.
It looks delicious, but experience tells me they're not that good cold.
So... can anyone recommend a decent microwave (to purchase online) that can satisfy my uncontrollable thirst for short wavelength electromagnetic cookery?
Needs to be silver metal so it looks like it's from the future. Not white and/or plastic, so it looks like it's from the present... or the past.
Saw one once at that supermarket next to the petrol station... but I think it was knocking on $200.
Would prefer something in the $100 or less range. Please accept my heartfelt thanks in advance.
Also... I'm single if anyone is interested.
In the meantime, should someone just walk up to my door and serve me a slice of pizza hot and fresh from the oven?
Cheers.

Also, share photos of your microwave below.

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