Phymera idly picked at the scar on her foot where the latest "heroic" knight had attempted to dramatically defeat her, never mind the fact that she was at least 12 times the size of any human. They just kept coming, they felt the need to "rescue" "Princess Piper" from the "awful beast".
She paused her writing, wondering if she was using these quotation marks correctly, she never really understood human runes.
Besides, the princess had come to her, her childhood "imaginary friend" once she had discovered her father had arranged a marriage with that horrible prince from a couple kingdoms over. She still had a toothache from chewing through that "Brave Prince's" armor. Perhaps she should have just roasted him instead.