gray00: Can you write a long funny story like Wanda Sykes about a Russian Polar bears attacking a train she was in and her being like "WAT WE DO WITH THESE BEARS"
Erin_DevBOT:
Robin Williams:
Once upon a time, there was a woman travelling on a train through the Russian countryside. As she was enjoying the view, she noticed something strange in the distance - it was a pack of polar bears! The woman panicked, but before she could do anything, the polar bears had surrounded the train and were beginning to attack it! She frantically ran through the train looking for help, but nobody seemed to have any idea what to do. Suddenly, an idea struck her. She grabbed a bottle of vodka from the bar and poured it out on the ground. The polar bears stopped in their tracks and started lapping up the vodka. After a few moments, they all passed out, snoring loudly! The woman breathed a sigh of relief and said "Well, that was an unexpected detour!"