Have you ever imagined how cool it would be to FUD all different cryptocurrencies in one post, to have it all in one place?No?I have. So now I present:
THE FUD PROJECT
To start let's understand better what shill is about. 😐
Looking at this from Wikipedia...
Ohohoh it can be illegal! Thank god I'm a llama. That lives floating in space.
Ok, jokes aside (I actually live on land), this project is not about shill. It's a little bit related to its pejorative form, when shiller is used to, ahem, describe people who apologize for glaring flaws and heaps glowing praise upon mediocre stuff.Let this sink in....you already realized how some people you know that talk about cryptocurrency are this kind of shillers, right?
Going back to the main topic, FUD is Fear Uncertainty and Desperation.
*quick check and is actually doubt but desperation is cooler.
The FUD Project starts now.
Most are mine, some I found on FUD heaven - telegram. If you ever need to fud a project just search this list for its name.
You're welcome.
Bitcoin
“You know how many bitcoins Satoshi Nakamoto has? A LOT of bitcoins. Now imagine if he wakes up one day, and decides to take a good dump?”
“The government will ban bitcoin, sell now!”
“Bitcoin is so slow and the fees are so high, it will die sooner than later”
“Bitcoin is a simple pyramid scheme and the bubble will burst. What, you don’t believe me? Come closer, let me tell you this story about tulips.”
Ethereum
“The good days for Ethereum are gone, it will not survive the next big dump.”
“ICO’s were the only thing driving Ethereum price up. ICO’s are dead and Ethereum will follow.”
“You need to learn rocket science to deploy a smart contract. Other easier and intuitive altcoins will take Ethereum place soon.”
“Ethereum is not really decentralized when more than 60% of mining is done in China and controlled by a few big companies.”
“Have I mentioned mining right now? One single ethereum transaction and boom. Energy enough to power an US home for a day and a half was used to transfer your 0.1 eth to buy a cryptokittie.”
“..Are you convinced already? What if I told you Ethereum can only process 13 transactions per second?”
Ripple
“If you are an ‘investor’ in XRP I feel sorry for you”
There’s even need for more?
Monero
“There’s not much utility or adoption apart from anonymized transactions.”
“How many forks has Monero gone through already? Monero folks, get it together and settle on one fork.”
“Scalability, centralization, inflation and regulation issues.”
“The government will ban privacy coins! Sell now!!”
Litecoin
“They say Litecoin is silver, Bitcoin is gold. Both have slow and costly transactions, destroy the environment and are elaborate pyramid schemes. What, you don’t believe me? Come closer, let me tell you this story about tulips.”
“Developers are constantly leaving Litecoin for greener pastures.”
“Even Litecoin creator warned people that buying it is risky, this tells you something.. What, you want to know in what context he said it? The context is irrelevant.”
Dash
“Dash is dead, they just haven’t told it yet.”
Other Altcoins
You haven't really thought I was being serious with this project right? There's one FUD for all altcoin anyway so if you want to mess around with the shillers of any alt just say the following, adapted text, found on the Internet from a bitcoin maximalist friend.
“Bitcoin dominance is heading to an all time high and altcoins are dying in favor of BTC. The era of alts and hard forks is dead. Don’t be the last to rotate out of alts into BTC.”
Shitcoins
I don’t really see the necessity to FUD shitcoins, I mean, the clearly shitty ones. As a friend said one day..
“A lot of shitcoins are already dead.. just a wasteland of useless tokens, dead TG groups, undelivered promises and near 100% capitulation.”
If you read till here thanks for reading and bye bye 👋