Sometimes fealty to a coin starts to sound like a religion, or at least is pursued with religious fervor. So I figured it could use a ten commandments style list of rules:
The Ten Commandments of Bitcoin
- You shall HODL no other coin but Bitcoin
- You shall not make for yourself any other coin and trade it, nor shill it
- You shall not take Bitcoin's name in vain
- You shall remember and keep Satoshi's name holy
- Respect your fellow Bitcoin users
- You must not commit Bitcoin murder by sending coins to a dead address
- You must not commit Bitcoin adultery by forking it to another chain
- You must not commit Bitcoin theft except if you have 51% of the hash rate in which case it's just a feature
- You must not lie about being the Bitcoin creator
- You must not be envious of your neighbor's wallet size. You shall not be envious of his Lambo, nor anything that belongs to your neighbor (even his mooning shit-coins)