I was reading through this gem of pure goodness. @gank/blockone-blocktrades-eos-witnesses-hive-witnesses-bitshares-witnesses-are-all-funneling-money-to-a-church-where-they-work-are-pa and I realized that I've seen the OP's face before. So I did some digging and you won't believe what I found!
his username is gank.. G is one letter away from H, that gives us Hank.. But no one is really named Hank any more, so that has to be a red-herring.. But then it struck me. 2 Letters in his username are there to throw people off of his scent. The N is not used at all. That leaves AK, but if we apply the first rule and look at the last letter, K, right next to it is L!
Al. The guy says he played poker, but that's just a ruse. Again, we remove the inconvenient letter and makes this fit into our narrative.
the user @gank is really Al Roker!
Let's take a look!
It looks like an exact genetical match to me!
Case solved.
Stay tuned for my next post, where I prove that up is really down, and explain how I understand the Muppets on a MUCH deeper level than you.
I spent a grand total of finding the pictures on my research and I really feel that I'm closer to the truth than ever before.