Bixby does more than just translate, for instance it recognized my cats that they are dogs. Second try and the other one was a rabbit and finally on the third try it decided they were cats. But as I want to be thorough in what I do, at least this time, I got stuck with translating things and forgot all the other cool stuff I could make Bixby do.
Finnish is a difficult language, so let's see what Bixby sees. I think the word maitohappobakteeri is more fun in Finnish because you can write everything together and you get a looooooong word. I love long words.
Sorry for the few blurred photos. Normally I would never post this fuzzy pics. But for some reason I was laughing almost all the time and it's pretty hard to focus on anything, with my brain or with my camera, when laughing. Why I was laughing you ask? Oh I don't know why. Perhaps because I'm insane.
The next examples are from a science magazine called Science Magazine. I think Bixby would have translated the second word correctly if the flower wasn't there. But there is, so Bixby couldn't work with that. Darn those flowers!
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Excellent! Good job Bixby! But these were simpler sentences. Let's try something else.
This is how I would translate this headline: "There might be seeds of life in the exomoons" Elämän eväät translated word for word is packed lunch for living, but it's an idiom and it means the means / supply / knowledge to start a life and stay alive.
 The life in distant moons |  Can cracking the patients back eliminate the pains? / Can cracking the back eliminate the patients pains? |
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 We are crossbred (Fetuses is sikiöitä. But in this case Bixby failed to see that the word is sekasikiöitä which is mixed breed or crossbred. With a bit of deformation also in my opinion.) |  An offspring of two fathers was born in China |
The science headlines were getting boring so I did a google search for funny sign translations. You've seen those. Perhaps Bixby could tell me what the signs really mean. So here we go!
 Now I know what evil rubbish means. |  "You shall not wait!" |  So... missing foot is danger zone? |
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 Okay, when I slip, I will do it carefully. |  Phew! Execution in progress would have been a Handmaid's tale thing. |  Deformed, disabled... It's so tomato, tomato thing! |
 I'm still a bit confused. |  Step or stamp, who cares! |  Okay so if something is grand, it's a big fuck? Should we try that in another sentence? |
This also confuses me. It seems that you can just throw a fuck here and a fuck there and everything is alright. Right? Vegetables is like a class and fuck is like wrong without the W. How convenient.
I'm still confused, although I do think that civilization is fresh and natural.Uh. I think I need something self explanatory here. Something that doesn't need translating.
Be aware of walruses. They are big, dangerous and big. Did I mention big? They are big. They could crush you.
Another one!
We have these in Finland too. People who know their dog is no good so they have a sign that tells people that they are humorous. That the dog is friendly but their master isn't. Unless this is a translation mistake. Either way, people should always be aware of the dog and their masters. Always.
I have no idea how to end this post, so I'll just throw a rap battle here. Enjoy!
