There are thousands of heroes know to mankind. I consider the Christmas mascot who goes by the name of Santa Claus to be one too. Like all heroes Santa needs rest too ... from you and me ... and more importantly your delicious evil cookies!
Let me explain what the hell is going on in this picture or at least what it's supposed to represent.
There are approximately 7,5 billion people inhabiting Earth. Supposedly, average household size is 3 people. Let's assume each household prepares 1 cookie and 1 glass of milk for Santa. By dividing 7,5 by 3 we get 2,5 billion of cookies and 2,5 billion of glasses of milk. That's about 1,2 trillion calories and without considering milk! I bet after consuming that much food Santa wouldn't want to touch cookies, milk or any other food with a ten foot pole.
My pic shows outcome of all of this mess math. One of the super mega likely scenarios is that after eating the last cookie Santa collapses while cursing the damn Christmas and cookies not even managing to drink the last glass of milk. ;(
