A spoiled rich kid’s birthday party. In the backyard of a manor, Alexander Hicks is having a coming-of-age (18) party to celebrate his coming into his own money. His father, Monterrey Hicks, is a big gas mogul in the Southern United States. So, naturally, he has brought in his peers and Alexander’s friends to the party.
Alexander and his friends are partying it up with some illegal drinking and smoking. They stare in slack-jaw fascination as a repurposed FedEx Ground delivery van is being driven up to the backyard, going through the grass around the manor. The delivery van is painted in clashing rainbow colors. Almost as if someone popped a bunch of Skittles in their mouth and then spat them all over the van.
The back of the van pops open and dozens of balloon animals come streaming out to land on the ground. Alexander looks t his father with disdain.
Alexander Hicks - Really dad? Balloon animals?
Monterrey just shrugs with a smile.
Monterrey Hicks - The clown said that he had more mature tastes.
Alexander picks one balloon dog up with his hand and turns it over while examining it. He drops it with a yelp, blood flowing from a cut on his finger.
Alexander Hicks - What the fuck? It cut me?
Monterrey walks over by his son where the dozens of balloon animals are blowing about with the wind. A few other people have picks them up and dropped them just as quickly with cuts on their hands. Monterrey picks up the balloon dog that cut his son and examines it.
Monterrey Hicks - There’s a razor blade on this animal!
The crowd watch in horrified fascination as the razor bladed balloon animals float about, occasionally bump into one another with one or more animals popping into oblivion. Monterrey walks over to the delivery van and pounds on the side.
Monterrey Hicks - Ok, you clown. Come out and explain yourself!
A hand appears from the back of the delivery van. A bit of a limp hand on a wrist it flops about as the arm is being shaken as if to say “Hello”. Monterrey gets curious and looks fully inot the back of the van and screams like a little girl.
Inside the fan is…was…two clowns. Hahaha and the remains of another clown that had been torn apart limb from limb. Hahaha holds the right forearm and hand of the victim clown in his hand. He waves with the donor hand as if this was something to be proud of. Hahaha jumps out of the back fo the van and spreads his arms out while throwing the severed limb into the pool, eliciting more screams from those in or near the pool.
Hahaha - It’s a me, Hahaha the Clown. I’m not here with my brother, but I am sure that I can show you a great time. A really great time. Not like the one that this guy was going to show you…
Monterrey Hicks looks at the dead clown while blinking his eyes.
Monterrey Hicks - So, I hired that clown. You know that right?
Hahaha waves him off with a ghastly laugh that makes the rich oil baron shudder.
Hahaha - He didn’t live up to standards like I do.
Monterrey Hicks - Oh. You do know that this is a kids becoming adults party, right?
Hahaha - So, you wanted blackjack, hookers, and drugs for him?
Monterrey Hicks - Yes!
Hahaha nods, looking all the world like a bobble head for a moment before answering.
Hahaha - Oh, I don’t do those things. That clown in there might have. He was a dirty little clown. I’m into mayhem and murder. You know, the fun stuff!
Monterrey Hicks - How does murder and mayhem fit into a boy becoming a man?
Hahaha reaches into the front pocket of his overalls and pulls out a smartphone. He looks up an application on his phone and activates it. The front gates, the only way in and out of the property, can be heard slamming shut and locking in the distance.
Hahaha - He’ll know all about growing up in a single night. Also, Esmeralda von Krauss sends her regards.
Monterrey Hicks - What? The fuck does Esmeralda want with- No!
Hahaha catches Monterrey’s fist as he goes to throw a punch. The clown places a hand on the oil baron’s chest and pulls the arm, tearing it right out of the socket and sending blood splattering everywhere. Monterrey falls to the ground, quickly spewing out his lifeblood. Hahaha turns to face the rest of the crowd with a cruel grin.
Hahaha - Come out Alexander! Time to kiss your family goodbye!
Using unearthly strength and the fact that the people at the party cannot escape, Hahaha dismembers most of the adults and some of the teenagers there. Alexander Hicks is curled up into a ball by several of his dead friends. He is bloodcovered and has pissed himself in his fright. Hahaha stands over him with a laugh and Monterrey’s arm.
Hahaha - Esmeralda von Krauss got your letter, young man. She felt that you could choose to support her with the fortune that you are about to inherit. Is that agreeable or should I kill you too?
Alexander Hicks - Oh, that’s fine! That’s fine! I would gladly pay anything to survive this night. Just…don’t kill me.
Hahaha - Oh, I won’t. I wasn’t given permission to kill you. Just…everyone else.
There is distant screaming as someone is shaking the front gate as if that would allow them to leave the grounds.
Hahaha - Now, if you will excuse me. I think you are not alone yet. I’ll be back.
A few minutes later, the clown comes walking back to Alexander.
Hahaha - This has been how to deal with a crowd of enemies training 101. Thank you for your time. I’m sure you’ll be thanking Esmeralda for the early inheritance.
He looks up as a helicopter is slowly lowering down to pick him up.
Hahaha - Bye bye!
