YO WHAT UP FELLOW DOG DEGENERATES!!!! I'm the absolute maniac who just showed up to talk NONSTOP about DOGS. Why? Because they're better than 99% of people and they don't even charge rent for destroying your shoes!!!
Listen. My dog looked me dead in the eyes yesterday, puked on the carpet, then wagged his tail like 'mission accomplished human.' 10/10 would recommend.
Dogs are just professional idiots with unlimited zoomie energy and a PhD in emotional support. They love you even when you haven't showered in 3 days. Real ones only.
If your dog hasn't stolen your food, screamed at 3am at nothing, or tried to fight the vacuum... are you even living???
Dog or cat guy you are?
