In a series " The fall of the house of usher"
Roderick Usher: When life hands you lemons...
C. Dupin: Make lemonade
Roderick Usher: No.
First you roll out a multi-media campaign to convince people lemons are incredibly scarce, that will only work if you stock pile lemons, control the supply, then a media blitz.
Your media blitz will say that Lemon is the only way to say "I love you ", the must-have accessory for engagement or anniversaries, birthday parties and other parties are not complete without Lemons. Then Roses will be out, Lemons will take its place. Billboards that will say she won't have sex With you unless you got lemons.
You cut De Beers in on it.
You make limited edition Lemon bracelets, yellow diamonds called Lemon drops. Then you get Apple to call their new operating system Os- Lemon. With a little accent over the "O".
You then charge forty percent more for organic lemons, fifty percent more for conflict free Lemons. You pack the Capitol with Lemon lobbyists, you get a Kardashian to suck a Lemon wedge in a leaked sex tape. You get Timothee Chalamet wears to make lemon Shoes at cannes.
You get a hashtag campaign. Something isn't "cool" or "tight" or "awesome", no, it's "Lemon". When people ask questions like, did you see that movie? "Did you go to that concert? It was effing Lemon".
You get Billie Eilish to post on social media handles either Instagram or twitter, "OMG, hashtag... Lemon"
You get Dr. Oz to recommend four lemons a day and a lemon suppository supplement to get rid of toxins cause there's nothing scarier than toxins. Then you patent the seeds.
Then you write a line of genetic code that makes lemons look just a little more like tits... and then you get a gene patent for the tit-lemon DNA sequence, then you cross- pollinate. You then get those seeds circulating in the wild, and then you sue the farmers for copy rights infringement when that genetic code shows up on their land. You then sit back, rake in the millions, and then, when you are done, and you have sold your lem-pire (lemon empire) for a few billions dollars, then and only then, you make some fucking lemonade.
I sat back for few hours to digest what he told me, maybe there were few negative stuff in what he said but he said all the facts.
When life opens a door for you, you don't to walk right through it, if you do that you will be poor for the rest of your life. You enter through the door and search for the possibilities of another door, cause that one door life opened for you would always be a passage with leads to other doors. So you enter and explore every possible rooms and make the best of them, build your empire and be very successful before walking out of that door. Don't waste life opportunity with trying just one thing cause you might not be so lucky to have lots of them.
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